Due to his dissatisfaction with the Grammy winners last night, Kanye West announced this morning that he is starting his own awards show. The new show will be called "The Beyonces", and they will honor the entire music industry with such awards as :
~"Best Beyonce Album Of The Year",
~"Best Beyonce Single Of The Year",
~"Best Artist Whose Name Starts With The Letters 'Be" And Ends With The Letters 'Yonce'"
and the "Beyonce Lifetime Achievement Award" given to artists who have demonstrated outstanding performance at being Beyonce.