Top 10 New years resolutions 2015
10: Remember where i live
9: Repay homeless people who have loaned me money
8: Stop crying when people ask how i am doing.
7: Remember to Nod politely when people are yammering on and on and on and ..
6: Learn to "Love the Coco" as much as O.T. Genasis
5: Starting bail fund early for this years 'New years eve'.
4: To grapple with Existential dilemmas while covered in baby oil.
3: Finally close my My Space account.
2: Keeping an open mind when listening to demons
1: Not so much "earning" as "getting" what i want.
Well, tonight I was going from house to house,
eating candy, having fun and doing my thing like I do every year,
when, after killing a dozen or so people,
I suddenly realized that this was Halloween and not The Purge.
Whoops! My bad!