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Dare

Dare's blog

  1. Tightest Casting Final EVER
  2. Nice rump, though. Shame you're a mortal.
  3. Picture the scene.
  4. I want an Obama hand puppet
  5. Join Casting 7860 NOW!
  6. Here's the deal.
  7. CHOCOLATE RAIN
  8. Aftermath, and Dare's Next Quest
  9. Castings, Day Seven : Dare Versus Trepidation
  10. Castings, Day Six : The Recap
  11. Castings, Days Four and Five
  12. Castings, Day Three
  13. Castings, Day Two
  14. Castings, Day One

The Dare's blog

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Tightest Casting Final EVER Jan 25, 2009
imagehttp://www.tengaged.com/game/7860

Seriously, pick a winner.  Even if you sift through the quagmire of posts and weigh it all up mentally it's an impossible task to get certain about.  Zach, who's been on Tengaged since the dawn of time, Livia, who won her first ever casting and came runner up in her first Rookies, Markie, who recently won Tengaged's Next Star 3 and is no stranger to the top 6, and me, the jammiest sod in existence.  Who wins?  You don't decide, but I'd be interested to know if anyone's got any major gut instincts about how the game's gonna end.

Preferably not in a bloodbath, this shirt's dry-clean only, and do I live near a Johnson's?  No, I do not.
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Nice rump, though. Shame you're a mortal. Jan 24, 2009
Following on from the barrel-load of arsecrackers that was the abysmal full ending to shitty point-and-click PC jaunt 'Limbo of the Lost', which I posted in a blog yesterday, (http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Dare/20257/picture-scene ) I thought I'd share with you a cinematic treat that said game has to offer when you encounter a ghoulish chef (whose name is shared with a homophobic slur). 

I don't know whether to marvel or heave dry chunks.  First one to find ten things hilariously bad about the following exchange gets sod all for being bloody obvious.



P.s. she has a visible stroke at 0:46
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Picture the scene. Jan 23, 2009
You have, for some reason, bought and played through 'Limbo of the Lost', a point-and-click adventure that's taken four hours per day out of your life just to find the right pixel-sized vase to click on.  You are deeply involved with the plot, its characters, and have sacrificed much of your brain cell storage and sanity to storm through the epic gauntlet to the finish line.  With a final breath of glory, you await your most likely EPIC closing sequence with your head tilted high, swelling with pride and ready to marvel at the pinnacle of fortune that is to be thrust upon you, the mighty point-and-clicker who has solved every last puzzle in the virtual labyrinth.  Allow a few seconds for loading, and your prize looms into view...



You cry into a corner and gauge your eyes out with a spork you theived from the Little Chef near M1 services.
Points: 17 6 comments
I want an Obama hand puppet Jan 21, 2009
imageBuy me one.  I'M ONLY LEVEL WHITE FFS, GIVE A HOOT, RAID YER LOOT.  Change has come, and I wanted to celebrate this change by disfiguring my hand with a gruesome novelty.  I'm sick of that octopus puppet.
Points: 16 3 comments
Join Casting 7860 NOW! Jan 20, 2009
imageIf you love me, you'll do it.  Everyone who does will receive a single red rose from me, telepathically.  Actually, make that a pot plant.  You like pot plants?  You join casting.  Do it.
Points: 6 3 comments
Here's the deal. Jan 18, 2009
imageIf I get top 4 in Game #7837, I'll record my own version of CHOCOLATE RAIN.  And upload it and laud it around for everyone to pisstake.  The question is with that layed down, am I more likely to stay in, or go out earlier?  YOU THE JUDGE.

Seriously, hold me to it.  It'll be friggin' immense.

P.s., < That's not me.  I wish it was, Doris.  I wish it was.
Points: 37 8 comments
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