Holy hell and other blaspheming outbursts, this is gonna be close. After a Day 7 eviction with Adam5 and Miko making their final performances, it's me up against Zacharyy and Olivia for the last eviction of the game, with the last 4 potentially comprising of Rosiebum, SethJohnson and Karlc - though Karl and Seth haven't been on for a spell, and the time axe is gonna swing again. Zach's been pretty quiet today, too. That's Monday for ya. I think the twilight of my game is approaching in the next 30 minutes, but I'm happy. As far as I'm concerned, for a goon like me to talk the amount of bullshit I do, and fling the dreaded images I do at my housemates to have lasted through to the last six is an achievement I'm proud of. It'd be nice to be there on the last day, but... the doubt is massive. I just dunno how the others have voted.
I'm pretty sure now that Olivia will win, and I'm sticking by that bet. We'll know by the deathly knell of 7am/2am/whatever the bastarding shit your timezone is at 12 1/2 hours from now tomorrow morning who's come where. Things I've learnt from this game? Stand out. And come ON. Who else gratuitously posts hideous animal-themed cardigans while ranting about how ear-syringing disrupts my raisin-wheat eating regime? Find me a doppelganger. You might win a prize. There's no small print option, so I'll say it plain. Fuck prizes. I'll just laugh.
Anyway, onward. Will I be melting away into Evictania in under half an hour? Possibly. Stay tuned. Or don't. Seriously, if there's summat good on, fucking watch it. Hear me now.