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Hilarious Dec 18, 2009: This is a letter that a mom wrote to her son after a long time. If you are ever feeling sad, read this, it will cheer you up. Here is the letter:

Dear son,

If you get this letter, it means that it arrived. If not, call me so I can send it again. I'm writing slowly because you can't read fast. Your dad read in a magazine that statistically, more accidents happen within a mile of home, so we moved a little further away from the house. Yesterday I put the clothes in the washing machine and when the water flushed down, the clothes disappeared. Strange. There was only two storms last week. The first lasted 3 days and the second 4. In regards to that coat that you wanted, we took the buttons off and put them in the pocket so that they don't weigh it down. We finally buried your grandpa; we found the body while cleaning the house. He was still in the closet from that day when he won at hide-and-seek. Yesterday the propane tank exploded in the kitchen. It threw your dad and me out the window. What a feeling! After so long, we finally went out together! Your dad found a new job. He has 1000 people under him. He works at the town cemetery. Your sister Julia finally got married and had a baby. We don't know its gender, so we don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If it's a girl, she'll name her after me, although I think it would be strange to name the baby "Mom". We don't really see your uncle Peter anymore, the one who died last year. Your brother Johnny is driving me crazy. He closed the car door with the keys still inside it. He had to go home to get the other keys in order to let us out of the car. I don't know what our address is. The family who lived here before us took the house number with them. If you see Sarah, say hi to her. If you don't, don't say anything to her.
Love,
Mom
P.S. I wanted to send some money, but I already closed the envelope.

~
I guess this was supposed to be a chain letter since my friend sent it to me, but i can't believe how stupid it is :P; Points: 18 8 comments
Free at last! Dec 16, 2009: I'm finally free from that beast called the english project. I stayed up until 11:30 last night, though still not having it done I had to speed through it, and finished it in Period 1.. hopefully I'll get it back and I'll post it up, probably on my DA account.. Weird part is I had to do my presentation in spanish today, and unfortunately, my friend's bag broke so I had to spend most of the day carrying around a Dora van. :/ The singing penguin would have been so much better.

Also, I'll get to spend tomorrow relaxing on another field trip xD. I'll be going to the Maury Povich Show tomorrow so i'll probably be hiding somewhere in the audience. But ugh, gonna have to watch a Baby/Mama drama. >:P

And so, I should be returning to normal activity :); Points: 17 5 comments
I'm going to kick someone's ass Dec 14, 2009: Okay I know I've been busy with my project but I've occasionally been on to quick check for pms and stuff... and today I happened to jump on to learn that someone was pretending to be me on nc radio yesterday. Mmm k, you really have no idea how pissed off I am right now. First of all, my voice doesn't even sound anything like that. Technically, I can't speak straight anymore, which is probably why i like typing over talking. And secondly, it's DarkVEEola. It pisses me off when people can't even say it right. I'm not a fucking instrument, OKAY?! Oh, and I'M A VIRGIN OKAY??

...I knew people hated me, I just never knew why...; Points: 9 1 comments
And now of all times... Dec 11, 2009: Okay if anyone's noticed I haven't really been active on here lately. I've been trying to work on a project that's due next week... and I'm STILL not done yet. My big problem is how I'm going to get a good 10+ pages of comic done before next wednesday. I probably won't have time to color it sadly.. I might post it up when I'm done for the fun of it... it's not the best story since the story's based off a question i gotta answer but... Ugh. I might need to take all the time i need to get it done now and this is pretty much temporary bye. I won't be on skype either. I'm pretty much getting down to the wire since I've been working on a manuscript for a couple weeks beforehand. I have to somehow fit it in with my schedule.. I have to go christmas shopping tomorrow and sunday, monday i have a doctor's appointment (about getting some shot :/) and tuesday I have a fieldtrip. It's gonna be HARD. I better get a good grade or someone's gonna get hurt.; Points: 33 5 comments
What The Hell Dec 9, 2009: Okay I go through the day being ecstatic about not having school and that fact there's actually snow. And not too long ago a thunderstorm rolls in and is currently washing all the snow away. :[ I guess New England's saying about the weather isn't too far off. "Don't like the weather? Just wait a minute, it'll change." I was actually hoping for the snow to stay on the ground, since it's December and all... Stupid crazy weather.; Points: 26 2 comments
Haha YES! Dec 9, 2009: First snow day of the year! xD I've been waiting for this day since... The beginning of the schoolyear! Now maybe some 2 hour delays or early dismissals along the way will make me a very happy person.

Oh yeah, my town only gets 2 hour delays cuz some girl got hit by a bus many years ago... and it's been like this ever since. The people or N---y <(town nickname, but you can guess ;P) thank her for her brave sacrifice. It has not gone in vain.

Today is also Blue's birthday. He'll be turning 14. Again. Like he did last year. And the year before that. But Happy Birthday anyways.; Points: 20 3 comments

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