This is a letter that a mom wrote to her son after a long time. If you are ever feeling sad, read this, it will cheer you up. Here is the letter:
Dear son,
If you get this letter, it means that it arrived. If not, call me so I can send it again. I'm writing slowly because you can't read fast. Your dad read in a magazine that statistically, more accidents happen within a mile of home, so we moved a little further away from the house. Yesterday I put the clothes in the washing machine and when the water flushed down, the clothes disappeared. Strange. There was only two storms last week. The first lasted 3 days and the second 4. In regards to that coat that you wanted, we took the buttons off and put them in the pocket so that they don't weigh it down. We finally buried your grandpa; we found the body while cleaning the house. He was still in the closet from that day when he won at hide-and-seek. Yesterday the propane tank exploded in the kitchen. It threw your dad and me out the window. What a feeling! After so long, we finally went out together! Your dad found a new job. He has 1000 people under him. He works at the town cemetery. Your sister Julia finally got married and had a baby. We don't know its gender, so we don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If it's a girl, she'll name her after me, although I think it would be strange to name the baby "Mom". We don't really see your uncle Peter anymore, the one who died last year. Your brother Johnny is driving me crazy. He closed the car door with the keys still inside it. He had to go home to get the other keys in order to let us out of the car. I don't know what our address is. The family who lived here before us took the house number with them. If you see Sarah, say hi to her. If you don't, don't say anything to her.
Love,
Mom
P.S. I wanted to send some money, but I already closed the envelope.
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I guess this was supposed to be a chain letter since my friend sent it to me, but i can't believe how stupid it is :P
