1 - WTF?! THIS is driving? Now I really wanna go to driver school...
2 - That poor car, I must have hit it like a thousand times!
3 - Shit, it's blocked
4 - Thanks for unblocking my car, but you could be a little more polite there, mister!
5 - Oh my god, there was a mother and a child in that car, I officially hit 67% of a family...
6 - Wait, I think I know this guy, let me bump into him to see better..
7 - Traffic jam huh, yeah, this IS driving
8 - It's over already?!