This is likeability + strategy combo. Going from worst to first:
18. Zane - You're an idiot. Period.
17. Roxy - You rub me the wrong way. The eye-rolling and your first impression of attitude bugs me.
16/15/14. Katie, Angie, and Abi-Maria - I don't know the difference besides one of you has an accent. You're all the same player who's like "Oh look at my skimpy outfits can I win now?" There's no Hantz to carry you to the end this year, and I dislike you greatly already.
13. Pete - I never like the jocks on these shows, especially the ones with little brains, and that seems like you. Prove me wrong.
12. Russell - "Oh I went into Russell 1.0" No you went into moron mode. Make a choice between leader and follower or go home, we don't want to hear your bipolar decisions all season.
11. Sarah - Meh. Didn't see enough of you to make a full opinion but you don't seem too bad.
10. Carter - Same as Sarah.
9. Penner - I don't like you returning again because I don't like you, but respect for coming back after sustaining the worst injury in Survivor history (it's so underrated but it's really the only one that was potentially lethal).
8. Artis - You were the Jodi of episode 1, not a single line really. The silent mime Artis. Either way you look like Phillip and it makes me laugh.
7. Lisa - You give off a good energy and it seems you're a huge Survivor fan :D
6. Jeff - Loved you as a pitcher and you seem like a huge physical threat. Hopefully you're not out early because you have a great attitude.
5. Denise - One of my favorite first impressions in Survivor history. You have the potential to be one of the best 40+ years old players in the history of Survivor because of your apparent ability to read people. :D:D:D
4. Malcolm - START DAT FIRE MALCOLM. WASH OFF THE CREDIT MALCOLM. GO MALCOLM GO RUN MALCOLM. Seriously, I love this guy and I think if he can keep playing a follower role until merge and hide the fact he's an obv physical threat, he could go far and potentially win
3. Dana - Loves Dana. Not much to explain here. Looovvvveesss Dana.
2. Skupin - Amaazing to see him back. He was my favorite player on the first season I ever watched when I was like 4 years old. I pray he does extremely well this year because he deserves it. I think he could have won Australia if he hadn't have gotten injured.
1. RC - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. You're fucking amazing. I love you already because you're a bit sassy but you play the game and you pull the cheesy "lie about your job" BB thing. Goooo RC. My pick to win.
