We are now over 10% of the way through this ranking, so here come the next 5 to be picked.
135. Magnemite
I’ve heard a lot about how Magnemite is supposed to look unique. That’s cool and all, but really, there’s just not much that draws me to Magnemite. I like the Electric-typing, and it has a lot of resistances with 1 Immunity, but when it comes down to it, that isn’t enough for me to really want to check out Magnemite that much other than go for a Magnezone in later generations. Come to think of that, the way you evolve to get a Magnezone is another reason why I don't like Magneton. lol
134. Drowsee
This Pokemon is the opposite of Magnemite for all the wrong reasons. The Pokedex entries are alone what makes Drowsee at least not boring in any shape or form, but their entries read that they eat children’s dreams. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!? I didn’t know some Pokemon were fucking PEDOPHILES! My God Drowsee! I’m surprised no one’s tried to register you as a sex offender yet!
133. Beedrill
Yes, I am putting Beedrill at a lower spot than Kakuna. But really, Beedrill is pretty useless unless you want something early. Also, like I said with Venomoth, it is weak the type its STAB is super-effective against. And this is supposed to be a fully evolved Pokemon too. It at least looks cool.
132. Caterpie
Just like Beedrill, Caterpie is this low for being useless. That being said, it IS one of the first Pokemon you get after your Starter, so it has its relevance. Overall, I like the Caterpie line more than the Weedle line, but so far, that hasn’t meant very much since only Butterfree remains of this line and Kakuna for Weedle’s. Also, Caterpie is basically what keeps Metapod from being completely useless once it evolves, so that has to count for something, right? And Caterpie is, at the least, adorable. :)
131. Rattata
Rattata probably should have been lower, but it wasn’t for one reason. FEAR, a strategy in which a Level 1 Pokemon can take out a Level 100 Pokemon, was named for Rattata. Admittedly, Aron is better at this strategy, but you get the drift. Oh, and for all you people who drool over Joey and HIS Rattata, I couldn’t give a hairy ass about him, so yeah.
