MALE CABIN, THE DICKIE DOLLAR CAMPERS — STUDENTS : dolphinz811 - Blaze Anderson max7313 - Booker Engle cococolin122 - Mark Reese
James Porter
Jason Randall
Robert Golding
Randy Golding
Elliot Young
COUNSELORS : imprincearthur - Clay Tunbridge
Jay Collins
-News reporters and police cars surround the camp-
News Reporter, Poussay Breek - Tragedy has struck twice in this Summer camp, when the disabled kids of the Make-A-Wish foundation, California, and pop sensation Rose Mulet’s best friend, who's name I have forgotten have been brutally murdered.
News Reporter, MeeMaw Martin - Illuminati has been confirmed involved as Rose Mulet and some Latina girl have been confirmed missing.
News Reporter, Virginia Novice - This may have to do with the fact Rose Mulet being sued by the Make-A-Wish foundation for her recent outburst in 2015 where she ended up slapping an autistic child during her encore of “Fight Song”.
News Reporter, Vienna Mice - Only female reporters were invited because so far no males have died yet, and they, quote on quote, don't want to be the first penis people to get killed. I am here with the first transgender Housemother in America, Esmerelda Fontzema. Do you have any comment on the current situation?
Esmerelda, to a news reporter - Yes, there was a mass genocide of…. Disabled teens. But, let's focus on Big Brother 13’s Kalia Booker being a counselor here! She has expressed much interest in All-Stars! -winks at camera-
Kalia, watching this on her cabin television - Son of a bitch! -turns TV off, and hears banging on her cabin door-
Reporter, Mamilla Topic - KALIA, ANSWER. THE WORLD IS WAITING.
Kalia shrieks - COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE JULIE CHEN! -locks door-
[SCREAM QUEENS 2 : SUMMER CAMP.]
THAT NIGHT :
-Blaze is sleeping in his own room-
Nancy sneaks in through the window and whispers - BLAZE!
Blaze jumps up and eyes widen in fear - HOLY… -Nancy covers his mouth-
Nancy whispers - It’s just me! -smiles-
Blaze smiles - Nancy! You're here?
Nancy - Yep! Through the window.
Blaze - Why not the front door?
Nancy - Cuz I got fired from being a counselor.
Blaze - Why?
Nancy - You know why.
Blaze - Um…………… Drugs?
Nancy - No, they didn't know about that.
Blaze - Stealing 100 dollars from Esmerelda’s purse?
Nancy - No, but she had that coming for carrying that kind of money around!
Blaze - Um….
Nancy - BECAUSE I SNUCK INTO CABINS AND SLEPT WITH STUDENTS.
Blaze - You slept with other men???? I thought this was exclusive!
Nancy - You didn't know I slept with other students? Literally, I am pretty sure I told you.
FLASHBACK TO LAST SUMMER :
-Nancy crawls into Blaze’s room from his window, cigarette in hand-
Nancy - God, counselor Jay is TERRIBLE. Just as a side note, so is Elliot. The nerdy type is never that good,
-Blaze chuckles-
PRESENT DAY :
Blaze - YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SEX?!?!?!
Nancy - Oh my God. Whatever, just strip.
-Blaze strips with a sad face on-
-They make out and proceed to do stuff that is too dirty for this PG-13 blog series-
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THE NEXT MORNING, OUTSIDE :
Esmerelda set up a stand for her to make an announcement - HELLO CAMPERS AND SOME REPORTERS. I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THE STATE OF THIS CAMP.
-Clay & Katie are praying this isn't a closing announcement-
Clay - This better not get in between me and my future job. Me and Jay are loyal workers, and I need to take over as housefather after this.
Katie - I am Queen of Kampa. I have been my entire high school career, I need this or my reputation could go downhill and I'll lose followers on Instagram.
Esmerelda - I have been a loyal worker for this Summer camp for 20 plus years.
Tori - YEAH, YOU USED TO BE THE JANITOR.
Esmerelda - Can we PLEASE get security to take this crazy girl out of here?? I am making an announcement! I don't want to catch her stupidity.
Tori - SLAYVILLA FAMILY FTW! -gets chased away by security-
Esmerelda - Due to the recent killings, we are not allowing any new campers to apply or come to the camp for the Summer.
-Katie gasps-
Esmerelda - But, we are NOT cancelling it because we are trying as hard as we can to let this camp survive for years to come. We have created a family here. A big extended non-blood family. Like…. The Duggars! Or the family from 19 Kids & Counting!
Tamara - Oh my God. Did she just…? Oh God.
Katie randomly explodes - YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING THE CAMP’S CHANCES TO LAST ANY LONGER.
Esmerelda - Maybe it is for the best!
Clay - NO DAMN WAY KILLING THIS CAMP IS FOR THE BEST.
Esmerelda - I think we are all getting carried away here. I am not KILLING the camps chances of survival. This Summer is not cancelled, we just can't accept new applicants because it could put MORE lives in danger. Anyone who wants to leave may. But, for now… We can have a fun summer with…. Just us… 33 people. BUT WE GOT A MASCOT! COME OUT HERE SAL THE SAMURAI!
-A guy in a samurai costume runs out here and does a cartwheel and a Japanese dance-
Tamara - Did you seriously just hire a mascot who's dressed like the killer?
Esmerelda - Exactly! It's dramatic irony.
Katie - How are we supposed to know whether we are coming in contact with the killer or the mascot?
Esmerelda - Either way… Run.
Lisa - Isn't that a tad dangerous?
Esmerelda - I'm sorry, Hun but who are you again?
Lisa - I’m Lisa!
Esmerelda - Yeah, I'm never going to remember that.
-A police car rushes in-
Esmerelda - THIS WAS MY SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I am PLEASED to announce I got the highest form of Security there possibly could be! I HIRED, FAMOUS COP, SURVIVOR OF THE WALLACE UNIVERSITY MASSACRE…
Tamara prays - Please be the black girl, please be the black girl.
Esmerelda - JEANNIE RAY LEWIS-RORO & HER HUSBAND JOHNNY!
-Jeannie and her husband run out-
Jeannie - I AM BACK AND READY FOR BUSINESS! WITH MY HUBBY! #YOLO. YASSS MY SECOND MURDER CASE, I AM READY LIT LIT LIT LIT!!!
Tamara - CLOSE ENOUGH YESSS! -runs and hugs her- Have you kept in touch with Kadee?
Jeannie - Oh yeah! She's a drug dealer now who also arrange Black Lives Matter protests!
Dillyn - Non-violent?
Jeannie - No, she's the gun dealer in all of them. She's VERRRY pro-2nd amendment.
CUT TO A SHOOTING RANGE IN NY :
-Kadee is shooting at multiple dummies, hitting them all in the head-
CUT BACK TO PRESENT DAY AURORAWATERS :
Johnny - I'll be right back I have to pee. -starts walking into the woods-
Jeannie - BAE, THERE ARE CABINS!
Johnny - THIS IS CAMPING NOT WHITE PRIVILEGE MONTH.
Jeannie rolls her eyes and whispers to Esmerelda - He hates white people.
IN THE WOODS :
Johnny is walking down a path, looking for the right spot to pee, and he falls down and rolls down a hill - AHHHH!! -he looks up and sees a cloud- Aw cute. -his vision is taken over by the face of the Samurai- AHHHHH! -punches him in the face and starts kicking him in the gut-
The Samurai - STOP STOP STOP
Johnny - THE KILLER TALKS!
The Samurai - NO! I AM THE MASCOT.
Johnny - I would like to see some proof.
The Samurai - I AM FREAKING TALKING TO YOU. WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU MY VOICE IF YOU WERE THE KILLER?!?!
Johnny - Maybe… That's the…
-The killer Samurai takes a stun gun and shoots Johnny in the head with it-
The Samurai mascot - AHHHHH! -runs away- WHERE DID HE GET A STUN GUN?!
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Jeannie looks in her purse and can't find her stun gun - Shoot! Did I accidentally leave it at Dunkin Donuts again? Darn.
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IN THE PIT :
-Prypa and Rose are playing Ms. Mary Mac-
Prypa - This sucks.
Rose - Positivity is key.
Prypa - This positively sucks.
Rose - True. -lies down and looks at the sky- My mom once said… -voice changes- I HATE BIRDS. -gets a rock and chucks it at the sky- DIE BIRDS.
Prypa - Anna… Calm down.
Rose/Anna - AHHHHHHHHHH! -gets a hand full of rocks and chucks them at the sky-
Prypa - Anna……….. This is why your last ASMR album only got 3 out of 5 stars on iTunes… Your track “I Kill Birds” was really offensive to some animal activists like Bindi Irwin.
Rose/Anna - I DON’T CARE!!!!! I AM DONE WITH DAMN BIRDS POO’ING ON MY SHOES AND MY CAR AND MY LIFE. AND PEOPLE BEING LIKE “OH! THEY ARE SO CUTE” NO NONONO. THEY ARE DINOSAURS. THEY WILL START JURASSIC PARK.
Prypa - Anna… Calm down.
Rose/Anna - YOU CALM THE HELL DOWN, PRYPA! -chucks a rock at Prypa and misses her head by at least 5 inches-
Prypa - Terrible aim.
-The body of Johnny is dropped from the sky and lands on the solid ground, a bunch of his bones sticking out and a scar on his head-
Both - AHHHHHHHHHH! -runs away-
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IN THE GIRL’S CABIN :
-Janelle, Margarita & Katie are sitting on Katie’s bed-
Katie cries - This is my summer before my senior year… And camp can be done for. -cries-
Janelle - Maybe it's not! Maybe we can do something… We can… Oh my God! We can go to the drive ins and see Finding Dory!
Katie - HOW WILL THAT HELP?!
Margarita - I survived cancer… I'm sure you'll be fine.
Katie - SHUT THE HELL UP! I AM GOING THROUGH A CRISIS. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE STRUGGLE OF BEING THE MOST POPULAR BITCH OF KAMPA KAMPA TAU.
Margarita - … You are so right. I don't know how hard that must be.
Katie crying - Exactly. IF THIS CAMP IS DONE FOR…. SO IS MY LIFE. -cries into Janelle’s shoulder-
Janelle - It's okay.
Katie shrieks - WHERE THE HELL IS ROSE?!
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IN THE PIT :
Prypa - WE ARE TRAPPED IN A HOLE WITH A DEAD BODY.
-Rose/Anna starts chuckling evilly-
Prypa - What?
Rose/Anna - By the end of today there'll be… 2 dead bodies.
-Prypa slaps Rose/Anna-
Rose snaps back to herself - Oh my God! WE HAVE TO GET OUT!!! -hysterically cries-
Prypa - Damn, I hate split personalities.
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-Jeannie is walks outside in the woods all alone-
Jeannie - JOHNNY?! -she hears footsteps behind her and quickly turns around and shoots Toe with a stun gun-
Toe starts seizing - AHHHHHH!
Jeannie - Oh my God! -runs over to her and helps her up- I'm so sorry, I'll never put your life in danger again. -notices the Samurai behind her- AHHHH! TAKE HER NOT ME, SHE’S DISABLED SHE WON’T MISS LIFE. -throws Toe at the samurai and sprints away-
Samurai mascot - I'm just the mascot! -to Toe- can you believe some…
-The Mascot gets hit in the head by the blade of a katana from the killer whom appeared out of nowhere and his head wound splits open and in half-
Toe - AHHHH! -runs away-
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-Katie is getting ready for bed but she spies on her boyfriend, James, through the windows-
IN THE BOY’S CABIN :
-James exits the shower, wearing only a towel, and he walks into his room, Mark and Blaze checking out his body as he walks into his room-
Blaze - Mark! Were you just checking his ass out?
Mark - Well…. Yeah.
Blaze - Same.
-They high five-
Booker - Me three!
-Blaze & Mark look weirded out by Booker-
Booker - Not… Really… I just… Nevermind.
IN JAMES’S ROOM :
-James takes off his towel, as Nancy starts knocking at his window-
James - AHHH! -puts towel back on as Nancy crawls in-
Nancy - You have nothing to hide I've seen it already.
James - Why are you in here? Isn't Today’s Mark’s day?
Nancy - He's gay. Everyone knows it besides himself. It's your day today. -she goes up to him and rips his towel off- Dominate me.
James - If Blaze finds out…
Nancy - Deep down he knows I'm a strong independent woman that can not be property to one male solely. Now… Diminish me.
James - Nancy.
Nancy - Just do it. -she spins him around and throws him down onto the bed and takes off her clothes-
FROM THE GIRLS CABIN :
-Katie watches from her room, breathing heavily, and she grabs a knife and leaves the cabin-
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-Susu puts her tiara away, and looks into the mirror and sees Dillyn-
Susu - AHHH!
Dillyn - I see through you like a window. If you even consider doing your little circus act any longer, I'll freaking kill you.
Susu spins around quickly and walks up to Dillyn - You aren't any more believable. I am a model, I act for a living. If you think I can't play dumb, you're crazy. Judging by your credentials you'll probably look like a dumb ass bitch. -takes pen from Dillyn’s coat pocket- Spy pen? Really? -breaks it in half and throws it out the window- I expected more.
Dillyn croaks - That wasn't a spy pen. Where would I get that from?!
Susu - Oh… Sorry. But, think about this… If you even try to sell me out… Trixie will be crushed. I'm the first and probably only pretty friend she’s ever gonna have. Why can't you stop being a bitch and let her have this?! Get out of my room, you got nothing.
Dillyn - This isn't over. -storms out-
Susu smirks - Yes, it is. -puts Tiara back on-
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IN THE PIT :
-Prypa & Rose are trying to climb a tree-
Rose - Almost there. Almost to the tunnel.
Prypa - Rose… I have faith in you.
-Rose falls, knocking Prypa down with her-
Both - AHHHHHH!
Prypa lands on her back - ROSE?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Rose/Anna - Yes. But soon you won't be. -grabs a rock and holds Prypa down-
Prypa - DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS. -kicks her off and jumps up-
-Rose/Anna runs at Prypa with a piece of sharpened wood-
Prypa cries - I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU.
-Prypa trips Rose/Anna over-
Prypa - I REALLY LIKE YOU.
-Rose/Anna tries to punch Prypa but Prypa kicks her in the stomach-
Prypa cries, grabbing a stick - PLEASE STOP. I don't want to do this.
Rose/Anna - Kill me.
-Randomly an arrow strikes Prypa through her back, striking through her heart-
Prypa cries - You're my best friend. -and dies-
Rose/Anna blinks a few times, and goes back to her normal self and sees Prypa dead with an arrow through her, and looks up noticing the Samurai - NOOOOOOOOOOO. -shakes Prypa- DON’T DIE. DON’T. PLEASE.
PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE “My New Best Friend” :
Katie - Auditions to be my new best friend are running! You just have to be pretty… Having a disability helps, but… Please don't make it gross.
-Katie walks over to James-
Katie - I know what you did… And I plan on repaying the action.
Nancy screams - LEAVE ME ALONE.
Tori - The story has just begun… But your plotline is making me gag.
Esmerelda - GET OUT.
Estelle - I hope you get cancer.
Margarita - That is just offensive.
Matilda - CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
-Tamara files her nails-
-Dillyn & Wendy clink wine glasses-
-Trixie gasps-
-Katie rips a pillow in half with her knife-
Kalia - This was not worth losing fan favorite for. -leaves the room-
[SCREAM QUEENS 2 : SUMMER CAMP.]
QUESTIONNAIRE :
Thoughts on the death of Prypa? (and Johnny… And the Samurai mascot) :
How do you think Rose will handle this death long-term? :
Thoughts on Esmerelda’s decision to keep the camp running but not allow any new applicants? :
