Look at this, folks. My darling Sabrina Raye has been kidnapped by an evil alliance of king koopa, rita repulsa, kimmy gibbler, and nixx. I got this ransom note: http://i45.tinypic.com/21c5aoj.png
Tengaged, I aint got 2 dollahs to my name. I only got a piece of green paper with an old man and a "20" on it. I need your help to save the love of my life, and that needy sabrina raye bitch too, I suppose.
I am raising money to save them both! Please drop out whatever loose change you got into this dixie cup! I promise this time I wont take the money and hit up the taco bell drive thru like I did last time. and the time before. and the time before that.
