So, while painting my nails and playing a "you're NOT the father" drinking game while watchin the maury show, I got a phone call from a person claiming to be the principal of Sabrina Raye's preschool. I told the bitch she had the wrong number and hung up. After she called back and hung up on her about 6 more times I decided to hear the bitch out. She told me I need to get down to sabrina raye's preschool as soon as possible for a conference.
So I untied sabrina raye from her hitching post in the side yard and took her to the bar (cuz it was still happy hour!), and then for kicks took her to mcdonalds, ordered a happy meal, and drove away from the drive-thru really fast, just to syke her out. After doing that about 7 times we finally went to sabrina raye's preschool thing.
Well, this bitch told me that my beautiful daughter will NOT be graduating with the rest of the class, due to her excessive absences, lack of grasp on basic english, and no large motor control skills.
I was pissed off. I needed to prove to this saggy breasted bitch that my child was indeed, good enough to graduate. So I handed Sabrina Raye a coffee mug and said "Throw this at this mean lady show her who's boss!"
Well, Sabrina Raye threw the mug at me and said "I HATE YOU MOMMY! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
Thats when I decided my child lacks large motor skills, lacks basic grasp of english, and doesnt deserve to graduate. They suggested I look into summer school, and I know Sashaa has a coupon for obedience training at petsmart, so we might hafta do that.
