As some of you may know, Ben Blogs and I 'ave decided to make plans to tie the knot yesterday evening. Unlike that simpleton Stephanie McMichael, our marriage is going to be REAL. MEMBA I told you.
Anyway, that's not the important thing. The exciting part about this is that once we get married, Ben will be changing his last name so that he finally achieves his dream of truly being named "Ben Dover". Of course I will be profiting from his excess T$ and karma; regardless, I think it is a win-win situation, ya?