So, I got a few dozen emails asking me about where I’ve been, what the Switchblade Sistahs are up to nowadays, if I am still with Ben blogs, and what happened to my children.
Well, let’s rewind to 2014. I was back on Tengaged since I got out of prison on parole. I tried to track down sharkskin, as they were in charge of my bank accounts, passwords, SNAP benefits, and child support while I was away. No luck.
Then I went to every trailer park in Wisconsin in desperate hopes of finding VeryMaryKate and her daughter, Sabrina Raye. When I got to her last known trailer, all I could find when I entered (the door had an eviction notice on it), were empty boxes of Easy Mac, empty bottles, needles, dried blunt papers, legos all over the floor, and an empty cage where Sabrina slept. Where was she?
I looked for mahogany, but no luck. Word has it that she is posing as a breath mint enthusiast now, but I had no leads. Ben never returned my calls, even when I was behind bars. Needless to say, he moved on.
Years went by. No contact. Even my friendship with First Lady MichelleObama couldn't help me reunite the gang. I had to sell my weave emporium business on 54th & Crenshaw and I decided to go back to law school. I passed the bar exam and now work in contract law. It’s been years since I held my switchblade, which I hide in a wooden box inside my A/C unit, just in case some day I get the call. I’ve been living with Noel Sarah for the past few years. We are married now and have adopted 2 ginger children. I am happy now. The past was a wild time. Tengaged court. Ending racism on Tengaged. Winning stars countless times. Defeating the Night King of the Night Crew( mikedistanz), turning the Blondetourage against each other, and being appointed to represent Uganda in phUN. I can’t forget the past. Thanks to all my haters. Thanks to them, I know G-force pilots on a first-named basis.
If anyone sees my sistahs and peripheral good friends, please contact me. If you would like to stay in touch, you can follow me on twitter LaQuawnda.
So, I got a few dozen emails asking me about where I’ve been, what the Switchblade Sistahs are up to nowadays, if I am still with Ben blogs, and what happened to my children.