Last day, while me and my family were having dinner together, my dad said "tooked!", and i was watching him like "What are you saying?" "Isn't that the past simple of took?" and i started to cringe even more. I answered "no..." and he said "Then what is it?".
I was like "dad wtf that's not why i go to a high school specializing in modern languages"
"Dad, took is the past simple of take" and he was pissed at me.
what.
and if you haven't figured out we are not an english family