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Libanz Drag Race S1 EP4 - Greasy Haired Queens

Aug 16, 2017 by Libanz00
1. Laura La Flor TheOmen
2. Ohma Gawd XoXU
3. So Stoned Emmett4
4. Old Lady Huggins FlaggedALot
5. Cherry Tits VanessaFeltz
6. Dame Gigi Stone g1ng4
7. Statue of Bitchety MIchelle990
8. Debra From Accounting ILOVETHEBUCCANEERS
9. Ginger Snap Insanity17
10. Jenny Saisquoi JonMcGillis
11. Donna Le Donna ForYouSelena

12th - Cailey the Beautifyl CalebDaBoss
13th - BIndSunDoll4MJ NooNoo
14th - Little Miss Iona Allan IONA0
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*Flashbacks play*
*The queens walk back into the workroom after Cailey's elimination*

STATUE: Wow, I'm gonna miss her. She had a lot to offer.
[LIPSTICK MESSAGE]: Ladies keep being you and good luck. Love you all forever.
STATUE: Okay pass me the Windex
EVERYONE: *Giggles*
DAME: How does it feel to lip sync again Laura?
LAURA: I honestly feel defeated. I'm sick of having to perform on that stage I can't do it again that's for sure.
STONED: What about our fab winners!!! Jenny and Huggins how does it feel to win together?

*Theme song hits*

*confessionals*
LAURA: Bitch I am here to bring it up. I need to get a win in a my pocket.
DAME: I am sick of being damn safe. Safe, safe, safe is not a good look for me. I'm gonna put my best effort in to win this challenge.
GINGER: I finally fell out the safe curse ONLY TO LAND IN THE BOTTOM 3! Definitely not again boo.

{Oooo girl, you got She-Mail}
LIBANZ: Who needs shampoo when you have wig polish??? I'm joking, everyone needs shampoo. Some people don't necessarily want it which is weird but can you convince them?

LIBANZ: Hello hello!
EVERYONE: Hiiiiii
LIBANZ: For this week's maxi challenge, you are going to be given a bottle of shampoo. That's it. You will have to produce a label, design a print and then star in an advert to promote your new product. The theme for the runway this week is Neon Couture.

LIBANZ: Ladies start your engines and may the best. woman. win.
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[WORKROOM SEGMENT]

DEBRA: Ladies my father worked in production for 10 years so I have an advantage over you hahaha.
HUGGINS: Shut up for god's sake. You need to sit your ass down like right now.

*Confessional*
HUGGINS: Debra definitely needs an attitude adjustment. She won a challenge and now she thinks she is the bees knees.
LAURA: I'm sick of being in the bottom. I would love to see certain people have to struggle in this competition. Would be quite nice to be able to relax even if it's just safe this week. I can't land in the bottom again.

GINGER: How is the design coming along Donna?
DONNA: I'm doing good, I think it looks amazing. It just needs a few finishing touches.
GINGER: It's just a few stripes and shapes...
DONNA: I'm trying to keep it simple *smiles*
GINGER: Do you not wanna make it over the top though I mean it's a drag race?
DONNA: Nah, I'm good. I think it'll be good.

*confessional*
GINGER: Okay whatever floats your boat babe.

STONED: *Starts singing loudly*
STONED: *Continues singing loudly*
LAURA: SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH!
STONED: *Continues to sing*
JENNY: I'm gonna rip my hair out this is like listening to a cat being dragged down the road.

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[FILMING THE ADVERTS]

OHMA GAWD: Ladies, you might of seen me as a superhero but here I am now like one of you's and I have something nice to say. WASH THAT GREASY WEAVE BLOODY HELL HOW CAN YOU GO OUT LIKE THAT?
LIBANZ: *Laughs hysterically*

DONNA LE DONNA: If you need some guidance. Get a bottle of Fresh Realness Shampoo! It's good for anything. Knots, split ends, grease. You name, we'll sort it for you.
LIBANZ: Actually kind of sounds like a professional script for an advert.

JENNY SAISQUOI: Girl, if you need me to come and save you.
LIBANZ: Wrong challenge darling.
JENNY SAISQUOI: Sorry I keep forgetting my lines.
LIBANZ: It's okay you can do it.
JENNY SAISQUOI: Do you need some assistance? What with all them..... *silence*
*crickets*

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[RUNWAY SEGMENT]
*Libanz walks out*
*Cover girl starts playing*

LIBANZ: Welcome to the runway! Welcome judges Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley. Let's welcome our extra special guest judges, producer and YouTube artist Todrick Hall is in the building!
TODRICK: Hey Libanz I love this outfit!
LIBANZ: Thanks! We also have former shampoo advert spokeswoman in the UK and former member of Girls Aloud, Cheryl Cole!

LIBANZ: This queens my queens were challenged to create a brand for a new shampoo. They had to make a label and promote it in a short advert. Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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TOP TOOT: Cherry Tits: I'm in love with my neon jumpsuit, it's definitely creative and couture enough. This is my favourite outfit of the season. I'd better be top 3 with this!

TOP BOOT: Debra From Accounting: I don't know what neon couture is.. I never wear neon. Well I did what I could with a challenge I don't really understand.
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[CRITIQUES]

LIBANZ - Thank you ladies, let's view the adverts.
*Roll all 11 adverts*
LIBANZ - Thank you all, I have made some decisions. Will the following queens please step forward,
Ohma Gawd...
Donna Le Donna...
Jenny Saisquoi...
Dame Gigi Stone...
So Stoned...
Cherry Tits...
LIBANZ - You all represent the top 3 and bottom 3 this week. The rest of you are safe. You may leave the runway. It's now time for the critiques,

Dame Gigi Stone: Your advert is very creative and over the top but not too crazy. You seemed to get a good balance and this outfit on the runway is one of the best up here well done.

Cherry Tits: This jumpsuit outfit is amazing and definitely the favourite tonight. However, your performance in the advert was very mediocre, it just lacked any kind of drive and motivation so I need you to step it up.

Jenny Saisquoi: Your advert didn't work for me unfortunately. Nothing landed and it was very uncomfortable to watch. It looked like a superhero promo which wasn't what the challenge was.. that was week one Hun!

Ohma Gawd: Your advert had me dying and I don't even mind that you followed suit on your superhero promo because it had a very good character and it was also hilarious. Well done!

So Stoned: I think your advert was quite funny and quite memorable. It was definitely better than a lot of the others. I think this outfit doesn't stand out necessarily but it's still quite decent.

Donna Le Donna: I do like that you used a professional route but you need to remember that this is a drag race and you need to be hilarious. The outfit also is pretty basic. I couldn't see many people wearing it.
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[LIP SYNC]
LIBANZ: Ladies, I have made some decisions.
So Stoned...
Dame Gigi Stone... you are BOTH safe! Well done, you may leave the stage!
Jenny Saisquoi, your advert was very uncomfortable to watch, you didn't deliver... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Ohma Gawd, once again you lit up the stage with your comedic character... Congratulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge!
Cherry Tits, your look was amazing but your ad definitely was not.
Donna Le Donna, you did have a good concept but it's not suitable for a comedy/drag challenge.
Cherry Tits... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination!

LIBANZ - Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come, for YOU to LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!
*confessional*
Cherry Tits - These tits ain't going no where baby cakes.
Jenny Saisquoi - From a win to the bottom, I am shooketh.
LIBANZ - Good luck and don't fuck it up!

Bottom 2: Cherry Tits & Jenny Saisquoi.
Lip Sync Song: 'Car Wash' by Christina Aguilera (Theme for Shark Tale)


LIBANZ - I have made my decision. Jenny Saisquoi, Shontae you stay! You may join the other girls. Cherry Tits, you have been a delight in this competition and I hope to see you again! Now, sashay away!

*confessional*
Cherry Tits - I am so happy that I got to experience this. I am so proud. At least I'm not a bottom queen all the time. I think Laura La Flor will be next to go, bitch has lip synced twice already.

LIBANZ - Ladies, if you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen? EVERYONE: AMEN! Now let the music play!
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What do you think of the episode?
Do you think the right queen went home?
#rpdr
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_tigziwFJvW7oZM_aPIRf3v6I-k_1AVRkCiH8FlEDo/edit?usp=sharing

Comments

Yessss ty Libanz and can I say you are looking so fishy today honey :*
Sent by XoXU,Aug 16, 2017
top 10!!
Sent by Insanity17,Aug 16, 2017
holy shit i got scared for a sec
Sent by JonMcGillis,Aug 16, 2017
Yassssss finally getting that recognition!!! This is so much fun to read!
Sent by g1ng4,Aug 16, 2017

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