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Libanz Drag Race S1 EP7 - Snatch Game

Aug 20, 2017 by Libanz00
1. Laura La Flor TheOmen
2. Ohma Gawd XoXU
3. So Stoned Emmett4
4. Old Lady Huggins FlaggedALot
5. Dame Gigi Stone g1ng4
6. Statue of Bitchety MIchelle990
7. Debra From Accounting ILOVETHEBUCCANEERS
8. Jenny Saisquoi JonMcGillis

9th -  Donna Le Donna ForYouSelena
10th - Ginger Snap Insanity17
11th - Cherry Tits VanessaFeltz
12th - Cailey the Beautifyl CalebDaBoss
13th - BIndSunDoll4MJ NooNoo
14th - Little Miss Iona Allan IONA0
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*Flashback plays*
*The queens walk into the workroom after Donna's elimination*

OHMA: Aw poor Donna *frowns*
STATUE: One bitch down.
[LIPSTICK MESSAGE]: Good luck ladies, I hope you all slay the house!
JENNY: She was such a nice person.
STATUE: Sad I had to send her home.
LAURA: Do you feel shook after that lip sync?
STATUE: I don't know, I definitely wasn't expecting to be lip syncing this early in the season.
OHMA: Oh well that's how it's gonna go for a lot of us.

*Theme song hits*

*confessionals*
STATUE: I'm not landing in the bottom 2 again, over my dead body.
DEBRA: Imagine, not even landing in the bottom 3 once. WAIT, that's exactly what I've done. I couldn't be anymore happier to be doing good.
STONED: It's so annoying, I keep landing in the top but I'm not winning any challenges. Being high is not going to get me the win is it.....

{Oooo girl, you got She-Mail}
LIBANZ: We've seen what YOU have to offer but what do your celebrity lifestyles have to offer? I would very much like to know.

LIBANZ: Hello hello!
EVERYONE: Hiiiiii
LIBANZ: For this weeks' challenge we gonna have a good time playing the... SNATCH GAME!
*Everyone jumps up in excitement*
LIBANZ: You will all impersonate a female celebrity and make us laugh in the process. REMEMBER TO BE FUNNY, just looking like your character isn't enough. On the runway this week the theme is 'Famous Celeb Tributes' but I don't want you to look like them necessarily, I want you to use one of your most favourite celeb outfits as inspiration to make yours. Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!

Laura La Flor: Jennifer Lopez
Ohma Gawd: Kim Kardashian
So Stoned: Kesha
Old Lady Huggins: Wendy Williams
Dame Gigi Stone: Selena Gomez
Statue of Bitchety: Azaelia Banks
Debra From Accounting; Queen Victoria
Jenny Saisquoi: Tiffany Pollard
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*No workroom segment due to snatch game*
[SNATCH GAME]

LIBANZ: Hello everyone and welcome to Snatch Game! Let's meet our celebrities!
*Introductions*

Question 1: The Kardash...
KIM: WHO?
LIBANZ: Just you baby. The Kardashians are remaking the hit TV show RuPaul's Drag Race, in this version you must ___ that ____ (sissy that walk)?

Tiffany Pollard: YOU GOTTA SUCK THAT DICK BABY JESUS! I need to be penetrated and that would be the perfect show for me!
*Libanz dies of laughter*

Queen of Victoria: Well of course you POUR THE TEA. My hands are very much weak however my darling I always seem to spill the tea.. oops.
*Libanz giggles*

Kesha: You need to produce that song and get back into music. Crazy kids!!!
*Awkward silence*
*Tiffany shakes her head*
LIBANZ: What is it Tiffany?
Tiffany Pollard: This bitch is so FUCKING STUPID!
*Laughs*

Question 2: My cat is so gay, instead of coughing up a fur ball she coughs up a _____

Wendy Williams: Could you repeat the question?
*Repeats question*
Wendy Williams: Umm...
*crickets*

Azaelia Banks: She coughs up a.. 212 on the uptown A, nigga you know what's up but don't you?
LIBANZ: So a song?
Azaelia Banks: Yes you motherfucker I'm gonna fucking be in silence now. I ain't answering no god damn questions.

Jennifer Lopez: She makes a whole album about walking around the block.
*Slight laughter*

Question 3: For my new music video it is going to be called 'Fucking Slag' ft _______

Kim Kardashian: Khlowee Kardrashian
*Libanz screams in laughter*

Selena Gomez: Miley Cyrus' Stupid... period.
*A little laughter but not much*
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[RUNWAY SEGMENT]
*Libanz walks out*
*Cover girl plays*

LIBANZ: Hello and welcome to the runway this week. We have some drag race alumni in the panel this week, Season 2 Runner-Up Raven and Season 6 winner Bianca Del Rio are up in this gig! Welcome to the show ladies!
BOTH: Thank you.
LIBANZ: This week, we challenged the girls to play in the snatch game. For the runway, the theme is 'Famous Celeb Tributes'. Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win!
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TOP TOOT: Ohma Gawd: I am sticking to my character and I am going with the Kim Kardashian look which has her massive oiled ass covering the whole image. I couldn't feel anymore sexier right now!

TOP BOOT: Debra From Accounting: I feel like I am serving Lady Gaga realness. I look like her in the Telephone video and I can't get enough of this outfit.
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[CRITIQUES]
LIBANZ: Ladies, I have made some decisions. Will the following queens please step forward,
Statue of Bitchety.....
Laura La Flor.... you are both SAFE. You may both leave the stage. Now it's time for the critiques,

Jenny Saisquoi - Your Tiffany Pollard in the Snatch Game was so HILARIOUS! I couldn't stop laughing you just kept delivering joke after joke and I loved it! I like your outfit as well it's very beautiful and glamorous.

Dame Gigi Stone: Your outfit is kind of middle of the road, it doesn't really stand out at all but it isn't necessarily bad. Your Selena Gomez had some highlights but not very many, you gave us the giggles in very small doses.

Debra From Accounting: Your Queen Victoria was very funny and it was very good of you to make her funny, you wouldn't really think of her as funny or anything. Well done to you.

Ohma Gawd: Well done, you slayed in the Snatch Game and your outfit is so on point. It's the best one on this runway tonight so props to you for that.

Old Lady Huggins: I'm sorry but I don't really know what that Wendy Williams impersonation was... it was so boring and you looked like you wanted to get out of there. You need to step it up!

So Stoned: You were very boring in the Snatch Game you just looked out of place and you hardly even looked like Kesha so that wasn't even going for you. It was just a mess, not even a hot mess. It. Was. A. Huge. Mess.
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[LIP SYNC]
LIBANZ: Ladies, I have made some decisions.
So Stoned... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Jenny Saisquoi, your Tiffany had us gagging for days.... Congratulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge!
Ohma Gawd & Debra From Accounting, both of you impressed this week. You are both safe. You may leave the runway.
Old Lady Huggins, you've managed to avoid the lip sync battle before but you don't seem to be improving.
Dame Gigi Stone, you seemed very out of place in the snatch game.... however you are getting a lifeline, you are safe.
Old Lady Huggins... I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.

LIBANZ: Two queens stand before me. Ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your LIFE!
*confessionals*
Old Lady Huggins: Bring the best you got bitch...
So Stoned: I've done it before and I'm not scared to do it again...
LIBANZ: Good luck and DON'T fuck it up!

Bottom 2: Old Lady Huggins & So Stoned.
Lip Sync Song: 'Diva' by Beyonce.


LIBANZ: Ladies, I have made my decision. So Stoned, Shontae you stay! You may join the other girls! Old Lady Huggins, you were a delight to have in the competition. Now, sashay away!

*confessional*
Old Lady Huggins: My time in here is done but my time as an entertainer is far from over!

LIBANZ: Ladies, if you can't love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love someone else? Can I get an amen? AMEN. Let the music play!
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What do you think of the Snatch Game?
Who is your winner pick?
#rpdr
Chart: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a_tigziwFJvW7oZM_aPIRf3v6I-k_1AVRkCiH8FlEDo/edit#gid=0

Comments

I seriously need a win!!!
Sent by g1ng4,Aug 20, 2017

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