I'll tell you what I love to do more than anything else.
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Trying to pack myself in a small suitcase... and you know why?
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Because I can hardly contain myself!
PS.: Again, if anyone need help interpreting the joke, lemme know. =)
So, I have two fishes in a tank at my home. They're quite regular ones except yesterday night I heard one of them talking! He was asking the other fish:
"Hey, any idea how do you drive this thing?"
PS.:If you didn't get the joke,let me know and I'll explain it. But it'll be more fun if you picture it out yourself.
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband:
- Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks...
Husband:
- And what the dentist said?
