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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Describe your sex life in 2012

11thFeb 4, 2012 by Maplestory
by picking up the nearest book, and posting the first sentence on page 45.

Comments

"Industrial hemp is very clean and easy to grow."

...uh
Sent by zimdelinvasor,Feb 4, 2012
"Life is a chore; do it hardcore."
LOL
Sent by SSDZ,Feb 4, 2012
"It is important to learn to manage time just as you have learned to manage money"
Sent by blobberhead,Feb 4, 2012
He was ready for playtime. (no lie)

Must be survivor8
Sent by o_Elle_o,Feb 4, 2012
My Social Studies book: These peoples assisted the conquistadors in overthrowing the Aztec.
Sent by AustinRules6969,Feb 4, 2012
"cristobal habla sobre la obra de teatro que vio recientemente con sus amigos"
Sent by lemonface,Feb 4, 2012
"Then, when I go back into the doorway into the emergency area, there's a blast of arctic air because the big doors are open again."

ROFL
Sent by _Aria,Feb 4, 2012
Suppose that the variable "a" represents a particular student and f(a) represents the students overall average in all their subjects. Is the inverse relation of "f" a function? Explain.
Sent by Miniotics,Feb 4, 2012
"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
Sent by sammyforeverr94,Feb 4, 2012
"Oh, he is marvelous," She said

lucky for o_elle_o huh? ;)
Sent by Survivor8,Feb 4, 2012
A positive feedback loop causes a system to change further in the same direction.
Sent by mantaray7,Feb 4, 2012
"Lets sneak out and explore the forbidden bunk," Jay urged. "Come on, we can be the first ones to do it!"
Sent by 01Gohan,Feb 4, 2012
sammyforeverr94 THAT ISN'T ON PAGE 45 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR THAT'S ON PAGE ONE.
Sent by zimdelinvasor,Feb 4, 2012
Uhm my bible was next and it fit perfectly but I wont type it :|
Sent by Miniotics,Feb 4, 2012
"To hell with housework, our first priority has always been between our legs."

LOL, kinda appropriate.
Sent by cheznahuf,Feb 4, 2012
Changing between G and D fingered chords.

it said fingered!! i love to use my fingers
Sent by blogs,Feb 4, 2012
"Your a lord"
Sent by Bryce12,Feb 4, 2012
The effect of voidability on the grantee's title depends on various factors.
Sent by Zurks,Feb 4, 2012
could G stand for Geraldine and D for Deborah? and CHORDS STAND FOR VAGINA?
Sent by blogs,Feb 4, 2012
OOPS I PUT THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE BOOK.  HERES THE REAL SENTENCE: "Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa."
thats for the wake-up call zimdelinvasor :)
Sent by sammyforeverr94,Feb 4, 2012
sammyforeverr94 even sexier
Sent by zimdelinvasor,Feb 4, 2012
"The Devil?" - The Crucible, page 45

Rokkerboi
Sent by 1994kydd,Feb 4, 2012
1994kydd gon' be the devil's sex slave! Watch out!
Sent by Rokkerboi,Feb 4, 2012
"My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, I can handle a fork and knife."
Sent by KingB24,Feb 4, 2012
"I went into the trophy room where they keep their silverware and i said it's lovely, a lot like mine only smaller"
Sent by tommarkoliver,Feb 5, 2012
"my mother and father hold many of the same values"
Sent by rellizuraddixion,Feb 5, 2012
Composing titles often include personal essays of various kings, such as newspaper or magazine articles
Sent by TheGoodMan,Feb 5, 2012
"I am perfectly satisfied of both."

hash
Sent by Anberlin,Feb 5, 2012
"When i emerged from Columbia i was what some Episcopalian clerical circles would describe as a 'spike', which meant a person whose religious opinions were narrow, rigid, and terminated by a very sharp, defensive point."
k
Sent by survivorfan12,Feb 5, 2012
"Only 49 to go" o_o
Sent by Markb101,Feb 5, 2012
"Mom says I better take care of my virtual pet"
Sent by AnneMariaYoko,Feb 5, 2012
"Your on his side, aren't you? You want me to give in and have a baby."
Sent by tyboy618,Feb 5, 2012
"Alright"
Sent by Trafalgar,Feb 5, 2012
"How did they even show up here?"
Sent by KittyTheEmolga,Feb 5, 2012
"The dauntless-born initiates are with me. I assumme you dont need a tour of the place."
Sent by CocoaBean,Feb 5, 2012
"That doesn't matter right now." OMG LOL!
Sent by ninjakitty,Feb 5, 2012
Ive already done this
Sent by peaccealexxa,Feb 5, 2012
"And a private parlor, please, Tom," said Fudge pointedly.
Sent by kimmal8,Feb 5, 2012
But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them, so they will not be embarrased.

LOL
Sent by Zircon,Feb 5, 2012
It means I get to spend the morning having the hair ripped off my body while peeta sleeps in

gotta love chatching fire xD
Sent by Dusty12910,Feb 5, 2012
Along with pens and pads
Sent by Yerg,Feb 5, 2012
"Joseph felt that they should be committed for only one year."
Sent by Shankie24,Feb 5, 2012
"not that i know of" he said
Sent by salmaan,Feb 5, 2012
LMAO, "the show goes on and it has to be the best show that that the audience has ever seen"
Sent by ahopster,Feb 5, 2012
"Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen." - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Sent by Jujubee,Feb 5, 2012
" The Giants are giant"
Sent by Snowgirl57,Feb 5, 2012
The graph at the right describes the motion of a student riding his skateboard along a smooth pedestrian-free sidewalk.

..... lol
Sent by Viola,Feb 5, 2012
when i have the juice of that flower,

omg loolz
Sent by borisXborisette,Feb 6, 2012
Early engineers also created sophisticated plumbing and sewage systems.

ewwwwww
Sent by devinwithparasites,Feb 7, 2012
You can use a graphing calculator to add and subtract matrices and to multiple a matrix by a number, or scalar.
Sent by black0ut247,Feb 7, 2012
"It's a lady's shoe"
Sent by Kizzi,Feb 7, 2012
"Leave your pots at home while climbing Mt. Everest"
Sent by SwirlyRockStar,Feb 11, 2012
SING A NEW SONG TO THE LORD!
Sent by Benronfficial76,Feb 12, 2012
"I was glad to hit the surface and breathe air."
Sent by LachlanPlatten,May 28, 2012
I'm going to pound your ass then bite your clit said James
Wow
Sent by FuckMyAsshole,Feb 9, 2013
lol
Sent by ryanhawk71,Dec 29, 2013
Though, consumed with the hot fire of his purpose, Ahab in all his thoughts and actions ever had in view the ultimate capture of Moby Dick; though he seemed ready to sacrifice all mortal interests to that one passion; nevertheless it may have been that he was by nature and long habituation far too wedded to a fiery whaleman's ways, altogether to abandon the collateral prosecution of the voyage.
HAHAHA
Sent by ryanhawk71,Dec 29, 2013

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