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LIKE, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SUCK!!!

Apr 11, 2011 by MissBriFlorida2007

WELL LIKE, I TOTALLY just got voted out of my first SURVIVOR game!!! I'm bummed that it's over, but realistically like, I'm not exactly a CHALLENGE WARRIOR so like I can't say I'm surprised I got the boot and I thank my teammates for keeping me around for as long as they did!!!!

LIKE, I really only wanted to join SURVIVOR because I figured it would be like a totally good way to get a nice tan and lose a few pounds, like I really wanted to lose three pounds!! I didn't exactly, like, KNOW that I was going to have to do these like challenge thingies and like OMG I am SO AWFUL at guitar like LOL!!! But anyway, we did pretty well, it was a great group of people minus like a BAD EGG THAT ILL GET TO LATER but I'm TOTALLY glad that I had the experience and like, am also super happy that I can say I actually merged!!!!

Like, my Mom told me that like I could NEVER survivor on an island because like, I totally like, always have to have my beauty products and my hair brush and like such as I don't like dirt that much, so like I was just like, MOM you know what like, I'M GOING TO DO THIS and then like, I totally signed up and when I go to the island like...IT WAS...DIRTY!! LIKE EW!?!? Like how was I supposed to SLEEP in the DIRT and like BE DIRTY like it just DIDNT WORK OUT for me like, at all and like, I totally think that like, the hardest part of being on the island was the toll it takes on your body!! Like I have a SLAMMIN PHYSIQUE like I was voted hottest girl in the trai... MANSION DISTRICT LOL CUS THATS WHERE I LIVE LOL so live there, but anyway I was voted to be HOTTEST GIRL of that AREA and like, I totally got to be on a calendar so like yeah like I think that my body is super of the good but like OMG, you get put on the island and it is like CULTURE SHOCK, like we didnt have a lot of food because Awesome kept eating it because she's such a fatass, and like I didn't really eat or drink a lot so I had realllllly low stats!!

AND LIKE ANOTHER THING I NOTICED that kind of FRUSTURATED ME was like, people always wanting to sit the challenges out!! Like, clearly I am not the best at challenges and it would make sense to sit me out every time, but NO like other people didnt want to put themselves on the line and give people a reason to write their name down, which like, totally fine, thats STRATEGY and I'm just like SUCH A GIVER that I like, totally just HOPPED IN THERE and like GOT MY HANDS DIRTY!! with like, mud but then I used this cute little package of anti bacterial soap that I brought with me to clean myself because HELLLLOOOOO I'm not having dirt under my fingernails, LIKE TOTALLY NO WAY NO WAY!!!

BUT LIKE yeah like overall, I had a BLAST and could not have asked for a better tribe and I think that like, I definitely did better than I thought I was going to do, for real. Like I thought I was gonna be first out, and to make it as far as I did for as long as I did like, GOOD JOB bri like, PAT ON THE BACK!!

Like I thought I was going to get 16th because AWESOME called me out as the weakest but then LOLOLOL she messed with the WRONG BLONDE so I turned people against her and she went instead, which I find so hilarious because she's like that fat kid at recess who when youre playing kickball is like I CAN KICK IT FARTHER THAN YOU AHRURRRRRRRRRR and then like, misses the ball or gets tagged out because they can't run because they are so fat. Like, Awesome liked to act like she was so good at challenges btu like, even I beat her a couple times and that is TOTALLY embarassing because like, I am not an athelete AT ALL!! So Awesome, you can be a hater all you want, but at least I know how to exit with CLASS!!!

A special thanks to Sandy for having my back throughout!! You're a good friend and I'm glad that we got to work together on the island!!!!

LIKE this is ALL I have to say from SURVIVOR LAND like I honestly think that like I should be brought back to be on the all star version ebcause like, I really appeal to a large demographic of americans who are like you know like, I CANT LEAVE MY NAIL POLISH AT HOME like you guys I TOTALLY thought I was going to PERISH without my POLISH BUT LIKE it was TOTALLY GOOD which is like REALLY CRAZY but I didnt even faint!! And like BRING YOUR OWN CAN OF LYSOL because people like omg its so gross like they use the same little stick thingies to eat the rice and its just like UH EW I do NOT want your GERMS and like, I jjust like, dont even know like why you woupld eat after someone because like what if that person has like BIRD FLU and then you get the BIRD FLU and start flying around like a BIRD like NATALIE PORTMAN OMMMMG I HAVENT SEEN THAT MOVIE YET but its like totes mcgotes on my netflix like TOTALLY dont even like movies that much but yeah like I'll probably watch it just so I can sound like I know what I'm talking about when my FIANCEE SHAMUS is like, BRI LETS WATCH A MOVIE DAMIE like he's so scottish, its so presh. Like, I just really love foreigners liek they are so much better than just boring people that aren't foreign like, omg like if you are from down there or over there somewhere like put your paws up because you are continental like FOR SER liek I am just FEELING all the FOREIGN VIBES up in here, like totally.

LIKE this is just liek when I went camping in the second grade and I totally brought my hello kitty pink fluffy sleeping bag and like JEREMEY this ANNOYING MUTANT in my class was all HAR HAR youre a WHIMP cus you have a pink SLEEPINGBAG and I was just like OMG and I started like TOTALLY CRYING because like HELLO??? you dont insult the KITTY!? So I was just like BRE AHN UH PULL YO SELF TOGETHER like thats for ser what I was like and then the next day at rock climbing I pushed Jeremey off a bolder and he fell and broke his arm!! SO LIKE LOL!!! The moral of the story is you can do ANYTHING you put your mind to, and NO ONE MESSES WITH A GOOD BLONDE.

PEACE OUT SURVIVOR LAND!!!

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LOL @ THE TITLE

Sent by dav_o_79,Apr 11, 2011

Misleading topic title for the win

Sent by IconGrist,Apr 11, 2011

You deserved it for being so mean to me!

Sent by damroberts744,Apr 11, 2011

Sent by rock_on88,Apr 11, 2011

please plus my design http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-58753/sparkly-dress

Sent by ElleBellx13,Apr 11, 2011

*trailer park

and im sorry :( I heard youre very good at sucking too

Sent by Jennifer101,Apr 11, 2011

im dyin. this was hilarious. bri, u were unjustly voted out gurl :( just because u werent the best at challenges didnt mean you had nothing to offer the tribe.

i love you and it was fun playing with you, getting to know u better, all the jazz. till next time!

Sent by sandizzle,Apr 11, 2011

Aww!! you so inspiration!!!

Sent by HanJin,Apr 11, 2011

you're my favvs <3

Sent by cassie_xo,Apr 11, 2011

TTYN you stupid bitch.

You were worthless.

Sent by awesome2210,Jun 14, 2011

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