So I was bored and decided to practice my blowjob skills.
First I washed my hands (duh)! Then I unpeeled a banana and washed my hands again (I like being clean).
After that I grabbed the banana and went to town!
Now this banana was about 6.5 inches long so it was pretty large.
I tried several different techniques of how to suck it. I ended up deepthroating it and I was able to put the whole thing in my mouth, literally I was able to close my mouth and keep it in there for a few seconds before taking it out!
However, after a while my eyes began to water.
Then my nose began to run.
This might sound gross but my nose wasn't running snot.
Instead it was running this watery liquid.
Anyways, I kept deepthroating (being careful to not choke on it) and my eyes and nose kept watering.
After a couple minutes the banana broke and it was useless. :( So I just ate it.
So my question is: why were my nose and eyes watering during the deepthroat?!
Help, please!
Thank you.
Comments
This happens as a result of your body perceiving that you can't breathe. One of easily visible signs of a corpse that has been suffocated are fresh tears and a running nose.
