The two grown men, giddy with glee and mutual love for one thing, ran away from the workplace where they first met, skipped all the way to one of their houses. The men knew, despite them being married to women and having a family, that this was the path both of them were meant to take.
An unlocked door burst open as the mean passionately began to touch each other's controllers in playfulness.
To their surprise, one of their wives entered through the basement and up the stairs to see both men playing and messing around with each other and their controllers. The wife said, "Can I play as well", and the wife joined in.
However, the wife wasn't good enough to keep up with the men, as their hearts started beating, sweat began pouring, and gasps for air echoed through the house as one of the men crossed the finish line on Rainbow Road on Mario Kart 64. And in true racing fashion. The finishing time was 3:19, and the winner whispered #imtht319
