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BB18 Cast Review

Jun 14, 2016 by RobM
key (-r) = recruit [number] = ratings on jokers-- found after my review of all of them --  (number) = my rating

#BB18

Bronte - r [4] (3)

recruit. watched very few seasons.
danielle murphey reminiscent
doesn't know basic multiplcation tables
seems crazy
getting more attractive as the interview goes on
she's maintained eye contact with jeff so hard
she isn't stupid-- but not very game savvy
not going to win by any means
not going to be a good player
using math and science-- amature gamebot. not going far.

EARLY JURY AT BEST.

Paulie - r [8] (6)

this guy also doesn't know how to interview well. holding awkward eye contact with jeff
OK i thought he looked like Cody. shoulda wrote that sooner. Cody's brother
so far like him. being honest about being Cody's brother is the right move
cody is one of the best social players? oh honey.
losing ground on my likability chart
will cody be one of the coaches?
he's not a bad talker
he just said at the end of the day and quoted sports
he said the end of the day again
not a winner-- but probably not an early boot

Zakiyah [2] (5)

ok before even getting to her video her life motto is YOLO so we start off on the wrong foot
FAN SINCE SEASON 3. now we're talking. an ACTUAL FAN
she's single? i'm in.
ready for a showmance? trying to be like jeff and jordan? oh man. this wont turn out well
her flirty abilities to her advantage... everyone who has ever said that sucks besides parvati
she's a bit naiive
doesn't think she can control her mouth.. oh man
side note she never watched season 2? wtf
is her accent wearing off as the interview continues
i feel like she's trying to pull off the fan-favorite fake an accent til the end idea
early boot. big pre-jury candidate

Glenn [10] (2)

small, big, great. i enjoy him thus far.
his life motto is also yolo but worded better
is his arm around jeff?
this is tony vlachos + 20 years + 50 lbs
hmm i like him.
downfall is his mouth? uhg COME ON
ok he knows he has to bite his tongue. he's smart
i see him being the godfather
cocky motherfucker. confident as fuck
i like him
he wants to play the game i like him
i thought this guy would be jolly -- turns out he's just a savage
either going to go DEEP, or going home quickly.
i'm gonna say going deep
i hope he goes deep

Natalie - r [5] (11)

HELLO BIKINI BABE.
she called herself beautiful-- went from a 10 to a ... ok still a 10.
oh my god her favorite activities list is so long it actually makes me want to explode
zoe zanadakis life motto
she's less attractive on the interview
oh my god her voice no
if she's not a recruit i'm not a bored white boy
yup, a recruit
i actually don't want to finish this interview
all girl alliance--- three words nearly every early boot has uttered
a really nice all girls alliance wtf how is that fun
no patience in big brother-- oh boy
don't lie, you 155,000 percent want America to love you over ANYTHING
do i have to finish this interview
best case for her is she's a moronic pawn

Victor - r [12] (12)

oh my god i hate his bio
i expected him to have a russian accent
whenever they say they aren't superfans that means they watched 2 seasons in sequester
he's kinda dopey
when jeff corrects your phrasing you know you're not too smart
early boot
much rather have america love him-- in it for the fame lame
not fun don't like

Bridgette - r [6] (9)

she sounds like an ER nurse
recruit
i actually zoned out for the first few minutes
it's 3:17
she seems nice but not smart at all
veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy absent minded
reminds me of nicole from bb16, just not as smart
she's annoying
ok she got a smile out of me by the end of her interview

Jozea - r [9] (8)

recruit
likable, not smart
"you know the big brother motto" "..."
only 2 of these people aren't recruits so far wtf
not much to say about this guy. pretty vanilla

Tiffany [1] (4)

ah, vanessa's sister
even if her last name was different anyone would know she's vanessa's sister
she might just be vanessa
she is attractive damn
not a recruit!! hooray
i like her

Corey - r [11] (10)

recruit.
LOL this dude is talking about his roommates
oh god this guy

while this interview is continuing THIS CAST IS TERRIBLE OH MY GOD. they really need to stop recruiting so many damn people because they really don't know what the fuck they're doing and wont provide
anything to the game except shitty ass DR's and an overall lack of enthusiasm and moronic play

ok he's still talking
this dude is like yeah totally paid it forward i'm a good person hooray
low key chick fil a shoutout
oh shit someone took the carten, he's smarter than me i guess lamow
he thinks he'll make more after the show
ah god.
shitty player

Michelle [3] (7)

reddit shoutout PogChamp
yknow she's a very small human
huge fan ok cool
LOL jeff pulling the whole "DON'T TALK ABOUT PRODUCTION"
she is NOT gonna win
she's awkward
i'm glad she knows the game well, but she does not seem very game-savvy

Paul [7] (1)

oh my gooseness this guy looks different
his head is a bowling ball
NOT A RECRUIT!!!!!!
LOL i like this guy
very naturally charismatic
i wonder if he'd look good without his beard
LOL this guy is awesome
get as crazy as you want PogChamp
hahahhahahaha okay i don't know how far he's going to make it, but he's already a legend to me

Comments

+15
Sent by Rperduex11,Jun 14, 2016
I love the side notes, but how do you not love bridgette I thought she was just overall fun n genuine. BUt you're right some the guys that are recruits (Corey) totally dull and boring!
Sent by Caliboy,Jun 15, 2016

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