So ladies it is that time of the year again... fall clothes and accessories shopping! I know I can barely breath myself out of the excitement racing through my designer blinged out body! So one might think to themselves what on earth am i suppose to wear?!
Here is the fabulous guide to picking the correct designer for any look that you may be going for this year... it all comes down to looking at yourself in the mirror and saying... Who Am I? I know so superficial but Hey! If you didn't want this advice I'm sure there is a basic b!tch posting three blogs down about perfect outlet store for your cheap ass! But anyways on to our 6 fabulous categories for surviving the fall and still staying true to your beliefs...aka your mindset and style!
Types of Girls:
1. Old Money Private School B!tch- The only brand you should be touching your body with us Louis Vuitton! It has the classic design, the trendy east coast colors and the classic rich b!tch look that you will have all the other girls dying to have!
2. Modern Day Money with Class- Your brand comes to no shock with Michael Kors. He is bring fun new patterns and colors to his fall line! I know there is a deep purple and a white/black design that is dying to be dragged around the midwest! You need the colors that pop cause you walk into a room and demand that attention.
3. Low Budget But I Want Designer- Without a question in my mind you need to find the nearest Coach store and start going crazy! With the thousands of different patterns and designs you have a good chance of finding one that your neighbor doesn't have and better yet there is a 100% chance that you can find something in your budget! Splurge on the oversize purse, you know you need it!
4. Trendy Money with Hipster Needs- There is a classic pattern that will always have the hipster vibe with their outerwear that blows away the competition...Burberry! From the classic print to the endless options of clothes and accessories this is the brand for you! It can find your body shape while still looking 100% rich!
5. West Coast Sun Goddesses- From the little dogs in your purses to the cute sun dresses that you b!tches can wear all year! There is only one designer that comes to my mind.. Dolce and Gabbana. It has pretty much anything a Cali girl can dream of and more. Now get in that convertible and drive that coast of and don't forget your beach bag and flip flops!
6. Professional Career Woman- Gucci Gucci Gucci! You can afford it! You can wear it! You can rock it! Heels, Bags and Dresses galore! Make me proud you fabulous b!tch! I want to see you take that corner office and become partner at any firm you want! Own it!
Now look into the mirror... Who do you want to be?
Dear Journal,