Lately....,Every time I enroll in a fasting and I'm in an alliance, I get so far I think I'm gonna make it! But around F5 or F4 I get backstabbed by the whole alliance.
Also
If I'm not in an alliance, I'm one of the firsts to leave.
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
And they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss
Is the plain situation
There's no negotiation
with the fellows at the freakin FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of speical interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
Take a tip take lesson
you'll never win by messin'
with the fellows at the freakin FCC
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis
SO they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you can be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be nerotic
Or possibly psychotic
they're the fellows at the freakin' FCC!
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So my buddies and I are having a conversation at school about the upcoming talent show and I was trying to decide on singing Wonderwall or 1000 Years. (I love both songs)
Me: I dunno whether to sing Wonderwall or 1000 Years....
Aaron: sing Wonderwall
Brad: yeah it's an awesome song!
Ashley: 1000 years came from Breaking Dawn you know
me: yeah, maybe I Should sing Wonderwall, I really like the song and I don't want to sound like a Twighlight fan! Twighlight is a book I really neg!!
Aaron: "neg?"
Me: I mean "hate"
So...yeah! I meant to say "hate" but neg came out instead...
I love you tengaged!!
My best friend and I made up the parody.
(sang to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner)
Oh Say can you pee? By the flagpole at night.
And come back the next day, to see if plants had grown there.
But the flowers have died! Were they even flowers?
And the building falls down, giving me super powers.
And I fly through the air! Birds pecking at my hair!
Gave proof through the day, that the birds were still there!
Oh say does my refrigerator, spontaneously combust!
And my laundry room explodes! And my cat, burns and dies!
Steal this song and I will get a shotgun and me and my friend will hunt you down, and kill you!!!!
Edit: we have nothing against America. We were just bored!
