"I don't like being around you and you really bug me. Nothing personal" - Robb Zbacnik (Thailand)
Robb Zbacnik has one of the most uniquely hilarious storylines in Survivor history. In the span of the six episodes in which he graced our television, he was an idiot douche in five of them and rebounded on an epic, one episode redemptive streak just in time for him to be voted out.
I'm not so much putting this here for the boot itself as I am for the fact that it perfectly capped the sheer hilarity of the Robb Z. storyline. From calling Clay a "little backwoods prick" to voting for Shii Ann three straight times to exiting saying "much love, much love. I love you all, go get 'em guys. Much love, much love" about 18,000 times, Robb's boot showed that you can go from 0 to 60 in one episode flat and it still might not be enough to save you in the game of Survivor. Even though I already knew the boot order before watching the season, I was rooting for Robb to leave right up until the episode where he finally did (the cruel irony of reality television). I do think Robb is a genuinely nice guy at heart though, and the only way to really understand his storyline is to watch the season, there's only so much justice I can do it here.
But for those of you have already seen Thailand, you know what I'm talking about.
"I don't like being around you and you really bug me. Nothing personal" - Robb Zbacnik (Thailand)