Yep, that's all it takes! Not making friends and talking with other people, oh no! Just make sure you join a big frat with a bunch of random people you probably never spoke to before, and then once they join a game with you, automatically screw everyone else who may like or even love you for them! Makes perfect sense, right? Obviously belonging to a frat means you should simply throw away all matter of game-play and trash and lie to every single person wanting to work with you in favor of them. After all, a frat is a sanctuary and you must NEVER go against them! You must also never be honest or loyal to anyone who DOESN'T happen to be a member of that chat. As Sonic would say: That's no good!
So remember people. If you're not a part of a frat yet, join one today! Here are conditions that should help you make your choice easier:
1. Choose with a frat with at least 10 people, since double-digits are SO big and obviously everyone who joined is there to be 100% loyal to you and only you, even if they hardly know you!
2. Pick a frat that preaches loyalty and friendship or anything else like that! Naturally this only applies to the people IN the frat, so you must make sure you're a part of that or you will never be shown loyalty and friendship. Heaven forbid!
3. Enter a frat whose members have no problem acting like assholes to anyone NOT in their cult, treating others like garbage because they have the numbers and of course numbers is everything on this site, and acting like self-entitled loons. No explanation for that last one; loons is just a fun, insulting term.
If anyone else has a requirement for the PERFECT frat, please let me know so I can add it to the list! If you're not with a frat today, that's totally bad news and could jeopardize your game-play going forward! Screw adding people to Skype who you think you can bond with but aren't a member of their frat. Screw talking with people over PMs and asking them personally questions so you can get to know them better. Screw actually trying to expand your horizons and show others your kindness and just stick with what you think you already know with random people who join a stupid little group called a frat! The time is ticking, folks. Get a frat today and don't miss out on more horrendous, stupid, god-awful game-play!
Just remember: Friendship, on Tengaged, is anything BUT magic.
