I am actually Brad Pitt….I know this may be a tough steak to chew on; but I needed somewhere to go where my beautiful looks aren’t an issue. My wife Angelina and I have become tired of our extensive charity work and have decided to help fix the most war torn area in the world; Tengaged. I do get a lot of fulfillment out of my film projects such as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Fight Club, and Sinbad: Legend of The Seven Seas but I needed more of a challenge. I must admit battling Eric Bana in Troy was difficult but dodging the scathing blogs of Allisonowned is far more dangerous and fulfilling. I hope you can accept me as just another player the way you would show respect to KingMac or Jakel0vespickler. Angelina and I will treat you all as wonderful as if you were Maddox, Zahara and all those other kids with freaky names.