You are both, in my opinion, severely mentally disturbed. You are pretending you have cancer- are you mad, are you buzzing?
People on this site have lost friends and relatives to the disease and for you to sit there and make a joke out of it is frankly disgusting. You both should be ashamed of yourselves.
And for you to use the N word and call someone a C word and threaten to stab someone? You both should be banned immeadietly.
