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All Stars 2 Jun 7, 2020
22 people, Jury at 13.

1. Christie
2. Angela
3. Bayleigh
4. Alex
5. Big Meech
6. Davonne
7. Vanessa
8 .Sheli
9. Kalia
10. Natalie (s.11)
11. Natalie (s.18)
12. Tyler
13. Paul
14. Devin
15. Swaggy
16. Jason
17. Mcrae
18. Victor
19. Dominic
20. Russel
21. Matt
22. Brett

Vote back in at 12 people left restarting jury at 13. one Coup de tat, and one Diamond POV before and after jury. second vote back in at 5 people left restarting final 6. All players go to juryhouse so all players can vote. Minimum of 7 votes needed to win. The powers are won in a competition in secret. Again 2 coup's and 2 diamond POV's before and after jury. 6 double evictions, three D.E. before jury and Three after,  3 powers that offer immunity only...three before and the same three after jury. The famous one person leaves the first night twist. No one can win more than one power for balance. 50% minority cast, more minorities make for a better season and we need a check too bitch. over 10% LGBT cast for more LGBT representation. Oh and a final 3 bitch. Final 4 POV will be the last comp of the season.

Winner get a million dollars. Second place gets 250K, 3rd place gets 100K, 4th gets 75K, 5th gets 50K, 6th gets 40K. 7-22 placing gets 25K as they all make jury by default. And 5k each to go on the live reunion/after party. 50K for America's favorite house guest. 100 days, or all summer long middle of June to end of September.

Now come for me bitches. #BB22
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Winner rankings... Jan 19, 2020
Just a ramble, a more complete series and explanation later? Disclaimer I don't count Eddie or Season 1 as it followed the UK format which is different from the US format.

1.Maggie
2.Dr. Will
3.Dan
4.Jun
5.Hayden
6.Drew
7.Derrick
8.Lisa
9.Kaycee
10.Josh
11.Andy
12.Mickie
13.Booger
14.Nicole
15.Ian
16.Steve
17.Adam
18.Evel D
19.Rachel
20.Jordan

I'll rewatch some crap, give a better reason why later. I did an older post about this for modern winners but with 4 new winner who for the most part did pretty well I had to update this list. #BB22
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Mid Season Review Part 1 Aug 15, 2017
Cody- You may be leaving this week. I'll start with you. The fact that your facial expression never changes kills me. And you can't even throw the comp to ensure you play the veto...and can't win an HOH....and wouldn't listen to Jessica to put up bigger targets her HOH week...Done...go home. No one is rooting for you.

Jaison- Broke Christmas's leg, hiding behind Alex and Paul, and killing me slowly on the inside as you stay week after week only getting by due to passing off as a Baboon dumb enough to follow Paul's, and Alex's orders. You will get a well deserved 4th I foresee. I pray you go down sooner.

Christmas- You should not be in this game. You left and were in surgery due to an injury that puts you out most of this game physically. If I was in that house you would of been put up and gone. Not fair you get to slide to the end and play the cripple card. You should of be DQ'd. And to top it off you are a sheep. A sheep who can't play in comps. Done with you too.

Alex- Queen of HOH this season....and hiding behind Paul. Good strategy only for her. Everyone else is a follower and is going down. Paul is only closest to Alex. All others will fall on his sword. Alex has already took the oath at Paul's altar. Everyone outside of her following Paul I warn will go down hard and look stupid for it. In any event..go Queen Alex...I predicted an Alex dominated end game and I may get it....

Matt- Like they say on sucks....grey drywall....and too stupid to make up with mark, and pull Kevin as a fifth number. Done. Please don't let him luck into 500K....the casuals will praise him as had having good game play....I already see it....

Raven- So how long does she have to live? And she decided to spend 3 months out of the 50 months she has left? And she ain't winning? Done... Keep letting Grey Drywall tell you to lay low....yes...low low at the start of mid game when you need to step up...yes lay low when you should be smart enough to know you are on Paul's outer circle....yes just keep doing just this.....

Paul- Running it, but I wanna see him go down like Queen Neda. He will in a few weeks. If they were smart they would do it this coming D.E. If Paul don't win HOH or POV. If Paul survives I predict an end game with Paul in it.

Kevin- Snake for turning on Ramses, and stupid since Paul doesn't want you at the end. Should of convinced Jessica to put Christmas up. Don't go to Thanksgiving Ramses. Stay home.

Mark- They are all playing both side as well. They only pick on Mark because of his size and his showmance....which is not helping. She needs to win something...

Elena- Speaking of she........She not winning no comps or trying to get on Matt and Raven's good side which is the obvious move.

Josh- LIFE BEING MADE! I love him, he is having the time of his life in that house. He is the contestant I love to see. Horrible social game, wins comps, and crazy entertaining. The pot banging, circus music, meatballs, I'm done, out done with Josh. I fear for him long term, so I hope he has a few more HOH's left. I predicted he would go down mid-game. If he makes late game or wins I'll be impressed. I didn't believe him when he said he could do it. Mostly because I could tell he was going to be a train wreck waiting to happen. Look at my pre show blogs. But sometimes...with a little luck, right cast, a bunch of twist, a few comp wins, the crazy one can get a decent ways sometimes. Strategy not to tried by many, it has gotten few the win, but when done right...it makes great TV. Thanks for making great TV meatball. Go down in a blaze of glory!

#BB19
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BB19 Episode 1 Jul 1, 2017
I have to say I like the house, Julie looked lovely as usual. and I love the cast so far. Glad Kevin got the money though he should of told Paul. I wouldn't of left it up to fate to have Paul not pick me. I would of hit the buzzard right away and got the money. Once seeing Paul, in our alone time I would of told him it was me and I would help him to the end. I would of got my bracelet first like Kevin too. I found that Ironic. love the idea of swaying people's decisions with temptations. I wish I was in that house. I'd have a F2 with Paul, 25K, and a bromance with Mark on the side as a secret alliance.

Cheers:

Christmas being a physical comp beast
CAMERON GOING DOWN! YES THE NERD WENT FIRST!
To the train wreck that is about to commence in the form of Josh
Raven not being the first boot
New comp that I liked. And it was physical...Survivor level
Paul as a returning player

Jeers:

COWBOY not being in the eviction vote
Cameron twerking his unshapely ass.
The sheer number of floaters that will allow Paul to dominate
The pendant of protection...just give the month of safety to Paul....
The obvious double eviction before the three weeks to better Paul's odds.

#BB19
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BB 19 Pre-Show Thoughts Part 2 Jun 27, 2017
Jason- I can't stress enough how I'm done with dead spotting first boots, early boots, floaters, and stunt cast. I don't want to see a married rodeo clown with kids. Boring before I even know it. Waste of a spot. I would of rather an Asian alpha male, or someone of Middle Eastern descent to take his spot. It would of made the cast more ethnically diverse and we would of got a more genuine personalty and serious competitor. He better prove me wrong. But he won't. I already know what they about to give me.

Josh- The editors will hate him. He will be an early boot. Casting won't evict him. He will be targeted by Big brother editing. He dropped so many F bombs and cuss words in that interview they are going to be blurring every third word he says. That will be impossible to understand his storyline. The will encourage his slaughter. He will help slit his own throat as I don't think he can shut up long enough. Can't even remember what he plans to do. Something along the lines of not doing anything...so year add that with his limited lexicon he's a pre-juror. He is clearly on to be famous. He finished school like mom and dad wanted. He just out here clowning. He will clown in this house. So basically straight, heavier Hosea...great.

Kevin- His watch kept falling in his interview. I'm sorry in 2017 I expect to see top of the line TV. I don't want to see wardrobe malfunctions. No one couldn't see he watch wasn't fitting? He will be shit in the DR in terms of connecting with the camera. He barely wanted to look at the camera. Basically new Jerry. He will be dragged to the end and UNLIKE Jerry he won't be able to win a competition to save his life. He said he had all daughters then goes on to later mention he has one son. I highly doubt he will be able to remember on what day Mark became the replacement nominee at the final HOH. Stop with the CHARACTERS. Survivor cast older men who I would try to steal them from their wives if they had one. I've never ONCE wanted to ever fuck one older guy BB ever cast. And they are NEVER physical threats. Can I get a Savage? A Terry? A Tom? I mean damn.

Megan- One of the clear winners. Pegging her making final 2 or winning like I did Neda. Super fan and she plans to float and win comps when needed. Wants to experience everything about Big Brother. Will good to watch her. Sarah of the season. Only unlike Sarah I don't think she will be coming off any heavy marijuana use. So she may be actually able to win a comp. And don't tell me about Sarah's comp wins. She played Plinko, counted to 100 minutes.

Alex- How is it that I and EVERYONE ELSE CALLED HER PAU PAU 2.0. STOP CASTING CHARACTERS! I hope she proves the first boot rumor wrong though. I called Vanessa Jenn City two years ago and was proved wrong so make these bitches eat it Alex. I like her strategy. She plans to work with the strong guys. She may go against the girls alliance.  And like me plans on getting a returning player check. I see you bitch. Get that check Alex baby. Final 5 or better. Pulling with the guys will work. #ASIANFTW

Matt- Clear Jeff of the season. Clear showmance of the season. STOP MAKING THIS OBVIOUS !!!! Will showmance or align with the other Alpha males. Final 3, may win if he win the final HOH. If he is shit in comps he is going down.

Jillian- Early Juror/mid game. She will probably showmance with Matt or Mark and go down early. Seems like she may be good in the comps. May go further but I feel she doesn't go past mid game.

Cameron- New Ian, new Steve, clear winner along with Matt and Megan. STOP MAKING THIS OBVIOUS! The Black nerd (he won't like me calling him that) will be spotted first, but then they will be on high alert for him. I wonder what he plans to bring....NOTHING because I already told you all what these people planning on doing....and that's nothing. He think he about to what Steve did. He will have to win out. Which he may. So predictable. So tired of the UTR win. So tired of floaters. It's not fun when 80% of the cast is doing it. And since when did floating mean not winning comps early? These 18 people casts, 100 day summers with 80% of the people not playing early, or mid game are creating the worst gameplays and most PREDICTABLE winners ever. Come on with it. I already know what they about to do. Just give it to me. At least go off while I'm drinking.

#BB19

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BB 19 Pre-Show Thoughts Part 1 Jun 27, 2017
Christmas- Word on the streets says she is engaged to be married while the show is filming but said on the interviews she was single. Why does everyone have to be single....Christmas may be the Shelly of the season. If she showmances like Shelly the girls are done. I'm guessing she won't due to future hubby at home and we get some sort of girls alliance unless they take her out early. She goes down early to mid game. If a women's alliance actually carries weight she may make it further but I doubt it.

Cody- The John of the season. Someone for all the casuals to drool over and send care packages to all summer. He said he was ok with showmancing with guys like Kevin. I dare him to cuddle and kiss Ramses on the lips like Kevin did William. He wants to align with a strong woman player...see Christmas above. Interesting strategy however since he is giving me creep vibes I know he won't be liked by any of them. Early to mid game because the Alpha males are letting him nowhere near the end especially if he isn't aligned with them.

Ramses- For starters I got to say I'm gonna still root for Ramses but bitch gets one demerit for saying he isn't Black he is Dominican. You may not be African-American but you do have clear discernible African ancestry. Sid eye at you Ramses. You get a second demerit for claiming to be a super fan but only been watching for a few years. You get a third demerit for this whack strategy you about to employ as well. Unbeknownst to him there is another nerd in the game. People are on high alert for nerds since Ian and Steve. One of you will go before jury. Being the Black one you will get noticed first. And since you plan to play like Steve (I hope you don't crush on him or Ian) by not winning early you about to get a rude awakening. And for saying you aren't Black it will be well deserved. Redeem your-self and I may sing your praises. Take some bitches out, don't sit back, and entertain me. I hope they force your hand.

Dominique- No hope of winning since Ramses doesn't see himself as Black the other Black is doomed by default. She wasn't winning anyway. She is going to seen as too smart, to talkative, and her only hope is an all girls alliance or a mixed alliance with her, Cody, Christmas and a few other. we may see Ramses and Dom work in that way. I'm calling her Dom from here on out. Not typing all that and if she wins HOH or POV yelling: Go Queen Dom!  Will be sweet. No alliance....early boot. Alliance....early juror.

Elena- Can't be 26.....more like 36. That's a rough 26 no shade. Early boot as she plans to be the new Meg. Meg 2.0 and I'm not here for it. Nor will her cast. They will get sick of her early I can tell. And since she plans to not win comps .....well....you know the rest.

Mark- I love Mark. I think he makes it far if he can kill the comps like my boy Demetres. Looks like he will rely on comps. I say final 6 or shortly before he leaves due to him being an alpha male. I see no strategic game in him. Enter Ramses to control him. Too bad Ramses ain't gonna be as bad as you all think. If I was in that house Mark would be my Demtres. 100 dollars Ramses won't use this boy. Nor will any of the floaters. I hope he showmances.

Raven- First boot please. Will annoy everyone right off the bat, no one will showmance with this girl, she plans to not win comps, I mean when the fans can dead spot the first boot every year casting needs to switch it up. It's like they want the narrative of girls leaving first. Oh and they got the annoying first guy boot spot covered too. Stop putting characters on the show. We have the characters profiled at this point.... I did like out of everyone in the interview she was the only one to call the returning player.

Jessica- Liked her. She plans to showmance and that may carry her far. She wants to be miss popular and that may work out. This bitch wants to be like me...back to back wins and a check. This bitch wanna live off CBS checks like me. Get it bitch. I'm trying out soon. Work ain't honest but it pays the bills. I wanna live off a CBS check too. Final 5 or better especially if she has any weight in comps or has allies due to her being miss popular.

#BB19
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