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PLEASE Tell Me You Found This Hilarious As Well! Apr 5, 2010: (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

All true-every word. See for yourself: http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm
-Got anything like this to share? I feed off of comments, y'know.-; Points: 14 2 comments
Senselessness - Beef, Log, Video, Terrorist, and Whore (O.o?) - All In The Same Blog ~:O) Apr 5, 2010: Look, I know I'm your average run-of-the-mill blog whore and everything, but there really is nothing wrong with it. I mean, if you're reading this. Then you are officially a blog whore, congratulations, because this is sens less. Really, stop reading now. Seriously, STOP! No? Well, okay, in that case I'll keep going then. Another thing I have beef with is the laziness of people these days. I mean; A blog is a blog, a video is a video, and a log is a log, so what in this world is a vlog?!?!? Like, seriously? We're all just meshing words now? Maybe one day our entire language system will be a whole melange of retarded noises. Vlog...and you'd think blog was enough, how many times must we torment the poor word log? You know what, people? We may be blog whores, but we are LOG TERRORISTS!!!; Points: 14 1 comments
There's So Many More - But You Understand Balance These Days Apr 5, 2010: Top 10 Unknown Facts about Canada
10. I smell a… Alberta’s rat patrol’s efforts to keep the province rat-free commenced in the 1950s, and have saved an estimated $1 billion in lost livestock, food contamination and property damage.

9. Move over Idaho! In 1962 research scientist Edward Asselbergs created dehydrated potato flakes while working for the Department of Agriculture in Ottawa. The powdered food technique he developed was applied widely in nutrient-deficient countries.

8. The narrowest house in North America is 6 Donnacona Street in Quebec City, Que. It is only 3.7 m wide.

7. A bright idea. The electric light bulb was first patented in 1875 by Canadian Henry Woodward of Toronto and fellow inventor Matthew Evans. The two entrepreneurs could not raise the financing to commercialize their invention, and they sold the patent to Thomas Edison.

6. A silver lining. In 1939 Ruth Lowe wrote “I’ll Never Smile Again” after the death of her husband. The song was Frank Sinatra’s first hit, which put him on the road to fame and fortune.

5. Sealed up success. While grieving the loss of his wife in 1913, Gideon Sundback of St Catharines designed the modern zipper.

4. The end of the world? In 1848 when an ice jam stopped the flow of water over Niagara Falls on Easter Sunday, many saw it as a sign that the end of the world was near.

3. A fishy idea. Who else but a Canadian would have invented fish sticks? In 1929 marine scientist Archibald Huntsman invented “Ice Fillets,” the first frozen food.

2. All roads lead to… In 1930, John D. Millar, an engineer working for the Ontario Department of Transport thought up the idea of painting lines on roads. The world's first lines were painted on a portion of highway near the Ontario/Quebec border.

1. Now who has pie on their face? While performing his traveling medicine show through Newfoundland in 1889, Thomas “Doc” Kelley invented the “pie-in-the-face” gag. Kelley happened to catch sight of an irate cook chasing a stable boy with a piece of pie. When the pie wound up hitting the boy’s shirt, it made the onlookers laugh. Kelley quickly concluded that a pie in the face would be even funnier.

Thanks to James Marsh, Editor-in-Chief of The Canadian Encyclopedia, for this quirky list of facts. This is only a small selection from the 64-page insert compiled for the HarperCollins English Dictionary, Canadian Editions.; Points: 7 3 comments
What Are You Thinking?? Pt. 2 Apr 5, 2010: Okaaay guys I have here my original predictions on what you guys would have said for those words listed in Pt. 1. Thank you all so much! I proved to my friend that people do think alike on here and won the bet. Some of my predictions were a little but then again, they were original. So if mine was sort of related to yours let's let it count ;).
Here's the list~

- Orange - As in the fruit.

- Australia - As in the continent.

- Good Luck - A shamrock. >.<

- Female - A brunette >.< >.<

- Stephen King - It

- Venom - Snake

- Honey - Bee

- Vampire - Twilight/Edward Cullen (more specifically)- but then I start thinking of crazy thirteen to thirty year old fan girls raiding a sanguinary in the night to pay homage to a Brit with greasy hair. And then from that I think of the disgusting fact that two fan girls sent him a vial of their blood to wear around his neck...;___;

- Fluffy - A sheep - don't even ask...

- Paris - Eiffel Tower

- Band-Aid - Scrapes/scratches (More specifically, your average child with an unfastened bicycle helmet holding up his forearm so his bleach-blond picture perfect mother in pink taffeta can put a bandage on his elbow...did I mention I had an odd childhood..?)

- Godzilla - Havoc in downtown Tokyo (More specifically [here we go] your classic seen of a low budget animated dinosaur in the backdrop with scared Asians running from the city in terror, but there's always that Tokyo businessman that just came up from the subway on his cell phone and never makes it away from Godzilla...don't worry, it was a happy childhood. >_>)

- Chewing - Bubble gum

- Egg - Chicken...way off. Btw HAPPY EASTER!!

- Vision - Sight...or an eyeball depending on how you LOOK at it..HAHA GET IT?!? *ahem*

Okay, that's it. If you're reading this and feel the sudden and overwhelming urge to belong, don't worry, there's plenty of room on Pt.1 of the blog to post what YOU first thought! Ciao~; Points: 29 2 comments
What Are You Thinking?? Pt. 1 Apr 1, 2010: Hey guys, I made this blog for you to show my friend that people do think alike. Below here is a list of thought-triggering words that should make you think of an image or thought that should be shared with somebody else. Please be honest, I need genuine results. Leave a comment showing your initial visual. For example, if the word is 'Mars' and you think the planet. Don't just write Mars, write the first thing besides the name that you physically see, like red soil in this case. Or if I say 'Halo' you might say something like 'Angel'. it works like that.So, leave a comment about the first thing that popped in your head as soon as you read the phrase. Don't read ahead. Okay, here go, don't let me down guys, looking forward to reading your thoughts!! :P
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- Orange

- Australia

- Good Luck

- Female

- Stephen King

- Venom

- Honey

- Vampire

- Fluffy

- Paris

- Band-Aid

- Godzilla

- Chewing

- Egg

- Vision
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Remember to leave a comment showing your impulsive thoughts. Looking forward to this!! :) In part two of this blog I will reveal my initial thought for each and I'll guess the top three most popular answers. Love ya! <3,
Wicche; Points: 12 3 comments
Did You Know? Mar 31, 2010: Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(think I know someone who could make TWO bombs!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

...........and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!

Got any cool facts? Submit them in a comment, don't forget to plus |^_^; Points: 34 5 comments

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