If there's one thing we need more of on Tengaged, it's banter. While some people are out there 24/7 arguing over Gemma Weaves and taking shots over games, it's the banterors of Tengaged who keep the blogs page worth visiting. In no particumalar order, here are 5 of Tengaged's TOP Banterors that deserve some CRED.
People are always out to disparage Big Juan whether its for his inability to spell burrito or his ability to steal their man, but one thing you CAN *NOT* disparage this lad for is his penchant for banter. Whether titty's talking about getting dumped by Sweez or backstabbed in stars by chibideidara for the greater good, he's mastered the art of seeing and expressing the humor in absolutely everything and he deserves top respect for it.
"Haven't seen such a great buritto since the time I stopped at a food truck in Texas." - MarieTori
I know what you're thinking lads- she's dating a British lad, OF COURSE the banter's gonna rub off on her! But ever since her crayon-exploding days, Becca's always brought a bidda bidda banter of her own to the picnic and she deserves some cred for that. Whether it's about cheaters, ass eaters, or 'File, Peter's, Becca always handles matters in a lighthearted and satirical way and even though some people give her FLAC for it, it's what Tengaged needs.
"She couldn't banter her way out of a wet paper bag." - alexclow345
Big Rel's the typa girl who always brought just a little extra banter in her lunchbox to school just in case someone else forgot their's. A lass who's always up for a chuccle and a craccle no matter whether it's about nonces, nazis, or Samuel L. Jackson in a finely-knitted kilt. A bodacious banteror and a mainstay of the banterous Orite x posse.
"The most impressive sort I've seen since konohavillage1 sorted all 325 of his Tengaged friends in alphabetical order" - AmandaBynes
Absol might not get the attention or accolades of some of the most prominent banterors, but for indie banter fanatics, Big Abs is a cult legend. Whenever you're scrolling through the comments of a goofy dramatic TG blog and you see a comment that combines much-needed truth with razor sharp wit, you can bet a good portion of ya T-Dollars you'll see a cheeky "Sent by Absol" right underneath it.
From his SIMP days to the modern day, The Vans Man has never stopped bantering. While some only have a concentration of around 70-80% banter in their body, this fella keeps it 99%+ pure banter 99% of the time and you'll never visit the blogs page and NOT see this chap putting out a fresh piece of banter for the cats to feed on. Top respect lad.
HONOURABLE MENTIONS FighterMan - when he's not breaking down over games he's on point with the sarcasm Guigi and Maxi1234 - Bringing Canadien banter back to our schools SurvivorFan37 - always get a good guffaw at Will's content me Timster - another fella holding it down on the blogs page for years top respect lad EmzThorne - this lad's a good chortle too in e Thirteen - Brings his own patented brand of spooky banter
Comments
Memphis_Grizzlies - 6'5", hot, and has like 5 tgers thirsting over him (although hes not gay but its still flattering)
Blahblahblahblah thought you'd enjoy the humiliation init Timster you'll get there champ. top 5 blogwhores comin soon lemonface I will be seeing you in Corporate Clash. JustMe i'll put you in the top 5 in a minute if you're not careful pal
sweez is one of the worst people i've ever met. u think u can trust someone until they deadass put the biggest knife in ur back for no reason. tito should be BLESSED that he got dumped!