-Who else would I hit on?
-Who else would I be able to joke with about whatever?
-Who else's English accent would be charmed by?
-Who else would I be able to talk to when no one else will?
If I didn't love you...
-Why would I keep getting back on Skype?
-Why would I like you?
-Why would I enjoy your "Ooohhhooo shitttt"?
-Why would I act like an absolute idiot on calls?
Hahaha, I have no idea what I just typed.
Oh well.. You're the only one that's gonna read this shit.
And hopefully you just laugh at this and just say. "Ohhh-hooo shittt. What the fuck?"
also why are you awake