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The Story of A Boy Who Just Couldn't Win! And Jellybeans! May 18, 2009: *Puts on british accent*
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Once a pon a time in wonderful rainforest labeld Vancouver Island live a boy in his grandmothers house. This magical house was wonderous and made of gingerbread and when it rained, which it did alot in this somewhat small city, the boy would stay inside and play guitar, which was made out of marshmellows! yum! After playing guitar for so long his thingers turned into prunes! ew! So this boy who's name happened to be Jacob decided that he wanted to see his friends, so he called them up. One friend was busy in vancouver at a magical joining of to people, called a wedding. The were to be joined together by sticky taffy! so she was unavailable!, his other friend was grounded with chores!, yuck! and his other friend was ditching him for a friends birthday party. So Jacob used his firebreath, to kill his friends other friend, oh? did i forget to mention Jacob was a dragon? Anyways, Jacob was alone on a long weekend. As Jacob went into his bedroom a magical forcefield pulled him towards a strange box! It had a light on it that said tengaged. Knowing Jacob sat down and joined a game. It was like a magical world, with virtual people! At first Jacob met a girl named MadisonBleu. She was a nice fellowet with many 1st places. Jacob also met infinitysurvivor. This was one awesome dude! He was a mcdonalds burger so this made him McAwesome. Together Jacob and McAwesome taunted MadisonBleu and evetually they taunted her so much she became a booger! Yuck! Then Blazeofglory came along, Jacob thought this dude was cool because his name reminded him of the song lettheflamesbegin. Us three all continued to taunt Booger/Bloody Squirrel but then tradgedy struck! Jacobn was Nominated. Jacob was upset and started shedding dragon tears.. which we all know turn into Jellybeans! But with Jacob and his friends he was able to over come many evictions, than jacob aran into an old allie. TexasLiberal, who was a very BithcyDiva. Together, the 5 of them made a wonderous alliance called the boogerharrasers. On there way they defeated many BBitchyDive slayers, DrangonSlayers, BoogerSlayers, McAwesomeSlayers, And Desperate Emo Dude Slayers and turned them all into Ice Cream! MM! Anyways, in the final six Jacob was safe from eviction but not the algo. There was boy named odlid who was the last one we needed to slay, but jacob was thinking of slaying TexasLiberal in order to get Texas Out and Odlid algoed. Jacob did not do this because it would have been wrong. It turns out that this gastly situation slayed Jacob. It was the end.
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Haha hope you like my story! I was completley bored and I needed something to do! Anyways goodluck, Booger, McAwesome, BitchyDiva, And Desperate Emo Dude.; Points: 65 10 comments
Random Facts May 3, 2009: Well hello! To all three people reading this. (My guess anyways) Here are some random facts about the boy named Jake! Just because! Some Good Some Bad!

1: I always have an A Average In my Clases at School.
2: I saved my brother from drowning! Babysitter wouldn't pay attention to us. :/
3: I have moved from house to house over 30 times, all in British Columbia.
4: I have never stepped foot out of canada or canadian waters.
5: I have been to 6 elementary schools, two of them twice and 2 middle schools. I do have alot of old and new friends DX
6: I desire to be either and archetect or a rockstr :) either will do.
7: I secretly know how to play the trumpet :X
8: I have been threatened with a knife, a needle, and a peanut.
9: I have a beer bottle broken over my head.
10: I broke my arm running into a wall.
11: I ripped this random facts thing off of Lilly & Adam.

Now you know some facts about me! Congrats! You are one step closer to stalking me.

Oh and I got Yellow! I currently have 0.3 T$.. :D
No pictoday folks! Sorry :(; Points: 30 5 comments
Karma? May 2, 2009: I probably can find this out somehow very easily, and i feel dumb.. but i'm what i like to call 'computer lazy', i am not lazy when it comes to... activeness but when it come to computers i am to lazy to find everything out. anyways what is karma and it's purpose?

And tonight i went to see obsessed with my friends. we were going to see x-men origins but it sold out. can't say i wasn't dissapointed beyoncè doing her fighting scene :) but other than that i almost fell asleep i don't reccomend going to it! OH! And i got straight a's.... by 1 mark in all classes except gym (Gym i got about 100% :D) HURRAY!

now im done bragging please answer my question, thell me your marks.. or just brag and give a movie review if you must.

Obsessed with Paramore and soccer.. if only i can find a picture of them playing soccer...; Points: 20 6 comments
Go Vancouver Canucks! Apr 30, 2009: Vancouver Canucks is getting closer to the stanley cup! They are currently winning against chicago 3-0! HA! GO VANCOUVER!

Anyways I am still in pain considering I got hit in the neck and the knee. But the real point of this blog is... I NEED .5T'S TO BUY YELLOW! PLEASE? I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER! UNLESS YOU DONT WANT ME TO.. THEN I WILL HATE YOU AND OR LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND OR AQUATENCE!; Points: 14 1 comments
Well Then Apr 29, 2009: First of all, I hurt my neck in baseball... ow.
Secondly, I got 6th on my last game.. now i have 27t's i need 3 more i am pretty close! So.. anyone wanna you know, plus this blog?
please?

There's hayley williams blowing me a kiss!; Points: 36 8 comments
I Dare You Apr 27, 2009: I dare you to make your avatar green to support the earth. blue works to, So for this week from today (monday) to one week from today (monday the 4th of may) have you avatar loaded with green and blue and...
TURN THE TAP OFF WHILE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH! POWER DOWN! DON'T IDLE YOUR CAR!
I'm just trying to start something, not completley pointless if you think of it. Your saving the earth.
Thankyou :); Points: 32 11 comments

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