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Once a pon a time in wonderful rainforest labeld Vancouver Island live a boy in his grandmothers house. This magical house was wonderous and made of gingerbread and when it rained, which it did alot in this somewhat small city, the boy would stay inside and play guitar, which was made out of marshmellows! yum! After playing guitar for so long his thingers turned into prunes! ew! So this boy who's name happened to be Jacob decided that he wanted to see his friends, so he called them up. One friend was busy in vancouver at a magical joining of to people, called a wedding. The were to be joined together by sticky taffy! so she was unavailable!, his other friend was grounded with chores!, yuck! and his other friend was ditching him for a friends birthday party. So Jacob used his firebreath, to kill his friends other friend, oh? did i forget to mention Jacob was a dragon? Anyways, Jacob was alone on a long weekend. As Jacob went into his bedroom a magical forcefield pulled him towards a strange box! It had a light on it that said tengaged. Knowing Jacob sat down and joined a game. It was like a magical world, with virtual people! At first Jacob met a girl named MadisonBleu. She was a nice fellowet with many 1st places. Jacob also met infinitysurvivor. This was one awesome dude! He was a mcdonalds burger so this made him McAwesome. Together Jacob and McAwesome taunted MadisonBleu and evetually they taunted her so much she became a booger! Yuck! Then Blazeofglory came along, Jacob thought this dude was cool because his name reminded him of the song lettheflamesbegin. Us three all continued to taunt Booger/Bloody Squirrel but then tradgedy struck! Jacobn was Nominated. Jacob was upset and started shedding dragon tears.. which we all know turn into Jellybeans! But with Jacob and his friends he was able to over come many evictions, than jacob aran into an old allie. TexasLiberal, who was a very BithcyDiva. Together, the 5 of them made a wonderous alliance called the boogerharrasers. On there way they defeated many BBitchyDive slayers, DrangonSlayers, BoogerSlayers, McAwesomeSlayers, And Desperate Emo Dude Slayers and turned them all into Ice Cream! MM! Anyways, in the final six Jacob was safe from eviction but not the algo. There was boy named odlid who was the last one we needed to slay, but jacob was thinking of slaying TexasLiberal in order to get Texas Out and Odlid algoed. Jacob did not do this because it would have been wrong. It turns out that this gastly situation slayed Jacob. It was the end.
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Haha hope you like my story! I was completley bored and I needed something to do! Anyways goodluck, Booger, McAwesome, BitchyDiva, And Desperate Emo Dude.
