Hello,
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Q:. How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark
Chuck Norris one rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash instead of taking a shower
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack his heart is nowhere near foolish to attack him
Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down.
When you say "No one is perfect" Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. In the dark.
Chuck Norris has to speeds, walk and kill.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
So, lets just say, you have a tasty salad, but oh wait! - where is the bread????
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I present, BREAD GLOVES.
Okay, I hope you all know what the Mighty Boosh is, if not, for god sake, google it.
Any other "Boosh Bags" out there? Favourite quotes? Parts? I need to relate!! POST POST POST!
Yo, Yo, dis ain't about my draws
I'm talking about those sheaths i wear on ma paws,
thats right its sock time
and all you little sock puppets are mine.
Me and ma hommies were sifting through my chest
and found all my socks were unpaired, and a mess
I hollered to my hommie: "dis shit ain't gonna fly"
so I went down to top shop and kissed my sockies goodbye
(Chorus)
To Many Socks,
To many sock,
To many socks,
and not enough jocks, G.
(backing vocals: In ma draws, in ma draws)
I'm in a state of devastation, when my draws are leaking with socks
there is so many man, i have to put them in an extra box
I slave day and night to pair my explorers
those things are so fuzzy they need personal storers.
(Chorus)
To Many Socks,
To many sock,
To many socks,
and not enough jocks, G.
I have enough knee highs to support the third world
Don't tell any sock puppet you heard
cause I'm packing the socks
in my draws
for all you fine chicks
who like big...:)
Hello, 
Q:. How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
So, lets just say, you have a tasty salad, but oh wait! - where is the bread????