It’s time once again for Snatch Game! Our judge Sterling will be playing along with our celeb stars, as well as special guest judge Tan Mom (psst it’s Benry)! Let’s meet our celebrity cast now.
Philanthropist, Entrepeneur, and a role model for young girls everywhere. Say Hello to Courtney Stodden!
Courtney (Junge Dame): Well thanks so much for having me Kenny! I have never slept with a black guy before if you’re wondering ;) *whispers: I’m lying*
Recent widow of the late Maya Angelou, Oprah!
Oprah (Acacia Acai): Yes, the decision to put down Maya was a hard one. But I own lots of livestock and I have to make the hard decisions. *shakes hair*
Alright! First question, Crazy Katie is SO crazy, she tips her waiters in ____? Tan Mom, what did you pick?
Tan Mom: UNCARED FOR CHILDREN
Alright cool, celebs?
Adore: fuck
Oprah: You know, if I were Katie, I'd just tip my waiters in the greatest gift of all. Stedman's tears. Am I right?! HAHA!! *shakes short haircut*
Zurks: Limited edition Scottish cat dolls! I brought one in today to show everyone! Wanna see? It's Madame Cat! http://i.imgur.com/f45S3Zm.png
Isn't she adorably fluffy?
Harley: I Don't know this Katie but Mr. J is kinda crazy and he doesn't go to restaurants, he blows them up so I put Explosives, or maybe she tips in left-overs of her food!
Courtney: Instagram Follows. I tried this once and this waitress got all mad at me she kept saying: ‘This won’t pay my bills’ and I said sweetie how you care for your ducks is none of my business, they can’t eat money anyway and I left
Next question! Easy Eric is so easy, he likes ____. Sterling, what was your answer?
Sterling: LOW INCOME CROATIONS.
Nichole: He likes lots of Utah rain.
Harley: to please himself with other people's beer bottles at the parties. ew!
Courtney: Shopping at Kmart. Haha am I right what’s up with people like that? Shopping should take some effort people!!!
Oprah: Eric is so easy he likes to reach down and tickle my little Harpo Production for a Rolex and one of those cute little G6's. And by Harpo Production I mean my VAGIIIIIINA! *holds hands up victoriously*
Zurks: When his favorite Scottish lasses dress up as "sex kittens" after one too many gin and tonics! Not that I do it all that often of course! http://i.imgur.com/iLFxytS.png
I even got my Scottish cat doll Madame Cat a second outfit for when she's feeling like a "sex kitten" herself. Teehee! Get it? Sex kitten? Cause she's a cat? http://i.imgur.com/FHLWstT.png
Third question, Tiny Tina is so tiny, she uses _______ instead of an elevator! Tan Mom?
Tan Mom: HER HOMEMADE SWEAT SHOP KIT
Zurks: Well, I hope we are not talking about Tinabeena, because I do not think that her in particular could fit into anything tiny. Anyways, I wrote mouse hole. I do not know if a person could actually fit into one, but it reminded me of my cat!
Nichole: She uses THE MOON instead of an elevator!
Oprah: Tiny Tina is so tiny, that little bitch, she uses Stedman's Tears rather than an elevator. I mean, it you guys, this s**t is great.
Courtney: My ex-husband’s penis! I am just kidding haha we are very cordial with each other. It is just one of those periods in a young girl’s life where she marries a 50 year old man, right? We all go through these growing periods in our life if you can’t bounce back from a divorce at 18 then you might as well just give up on life, but anyway……what was that? Wrap it up???? Oh Kenny you are sooo inappropriate you can’t say that on TV haha, but I totally practice safe sex don’t worry, so anyway like I was saying *Camera pans away to someone else*
