considering she sews, girl, and you dont

thank you lol #hoessupportinghoes

Floss reuses the same look week after week, the only thing she changes is her outfit, which half the time dont even match the theme. I think this is the first week where Floss even came close to matching what the theme was, FINALLY.

I may re-use but at least I switch up my look every week and don't keep it as the same boring ass template.

ouch :(

Pastor Corn Ondacobb: Leading us in worship today is my wife, Mrs. Delica Tessen!

*I walk onstage*

*taps mic*

Is it on?

http://i.imgur.com/42sK6rC.jpg

*organ starts playing*

Oh gracious skies
Where God resides
One day you will
Once again arise

I loveth Thee
The Lord, is He
This next dope rap
He gave to me........

*foghorns go off*

HIT IT!

*to the tune of 2 Chainz' Beez In The Trap appearance*
Now JC, JC, JC! I ain't tryn be too racy!
But I see a sinner in the crowd there pacing!
Sir walk over to the pew
Let's get the demons out of you
Praise Jesus, Hallelu, Hallelu,
HALLELU!
Now he fell onto da floor and he's seizin'!
Dr. Jesus is relieving him of Satan!
No need for 911, God's got things under control
Now let us all pray the lord will cleanse his soul...
HOLY.
MOTHER.
MARY.
This is somewhat scary!
The sinner is levitating like a mother-wording fairy!
He's really possessed! Exorcism 2!
Get the cameras ready, we're getting 1 billion views!

MAMA D OUT

My name is Orangé,
I'm gonna Oran-slay,
All of your Oran-faves,
These puns are Oran-lame *record scratch* :L

I'm basically the best,
Check out my fake breasts,
But that's enough about me,
How about Insanity?

I'm sorry, I meant Alawng.
But she's really never wrong.
She takes the reins,
I eat chow mein.
Bitches get slain.
We make it rain.
*instrumental stops*
Do I really have to say I eat chow mein? It'll make people think I'm fat D=
*record stops*

tbh Rubian and Davina should win this week because they finally admitted they both suck, which is a big step in their drag career (if they have one, I assume?).  The first step is admittance

http://i.imgur.com/aO6jJ7R.png

also, dis.

cinnamon's computer is enduring some technical difficulties so she asked me to post her look + challenge on her behalf

"viruela canela" me dice la gente
mi palabra está enferma vehementemente
mira como muere la puta blanca
estoy a cargo de todo - mi vida, mi banca
primero gano dinero es mi epoca
ahora escuchame. cierra la boca
soy bonita soy reina. eres una pena
soy más. eres menos. voy con los truenos.
mi tormenta opulenta. la chica violenta.
la madona enojada! dame la corona!

(rough translation:)
they call me cinnamon smallpox
my words are vehemently sick
watch how the white bitch dies
i'm in charge of everything, my life, my bank
first i make money it's my time
now listen shut up
i'm pretty, i'm a queen. you're a shame.
i'm more, you're less. i go with thunder
my opulent storm - violent girl
the angry madonna! give me the crown!

cinnamon's runway: http://imgur.com/lx7IiWt

Confessional: Really Mrs. Delica Tessen? Hallelu, Hallelu.. real original, Shangela, how many years ago?

What I don't understand is why every queen is trying to come for me? Like are ya'll that jealous and threatened? I made one comment suddenly that's a call to every one of ur broken amateur asses to come and attack me. Get a grip, get a life, and get over it huns.

>everyone coming for you
>not everyone is actually coming for you
>lash out at everyone
>leave 75% of the cast confused

Thank you so much Floss, you are really a truly sistah ????????????????????????

floss slays

Now I've heard just enough from this fiery bitch, it's time someone put her out and froze her to death.

What's that little bitch, you lookin' for fight?
If you fucking come for me imma give ya frostbite
I've got the boys keen, but I keep it mean
See that crown is mine coz I'm the ice queen
That "Let It Go" bitch ain't got nothing on my verses
If you try with me I'll write yo tombstone, cursive
I’m the original princess, you’re a copy of a copy
I'm porcelain and perfect and your floppy hair is sloppy
You may be hot but it's me who spits fire
Your rhymes are really shit you probably should retire
Colder than December, I can feel that ice burn
So, smoky bitch, it's time for you to learn
If you're walking with me it's a winter wonderland
but if you're my enemy imma slay ya firsthand
My swag so cool it's below sub-zero
Don't fuck with me I'm a wintertide hero
When I bust a rhyme, I put ya in a blizzard
You can't touch me coz I'm the rap wizard
I'm cold blood comin' up fresh in the game
Helen Heels, motherfucker, y'all remember the name

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"

Runway: http://imgur.com/MhgDlvH