Well, it looks like I'm the first one to arrive. Are ya'll ready for a roast? It's about to get hot in here!!!!!

My friend, Helen Heels, I don't know what to say.
Your idiotic tendecies bother me every day.
You say your name is Heels, but you heels are really tacky.
The reason why we never win is because your look is wacky.

Trust me my dear Helen I don't mean to bring no harm,
but after this is over you'll be Ringing the Alarm.
When you're eliminated don't you expect me to mourn.
The only way you'll beat me is if all my clothes are torn.

Your rapping skills your weak, like your dresses in this game.
Don't be so dissapointed when you lose your chance at fame.
Don't think that I'm your friend and do not think that I'm your bae.
A smile will come over my face when you sashay away.

*struts out into the runway*
http://imgur.com/ryp5bBP
I am serving up fiery gangsta realness on this runway, but that's not all. As if it wasn't hot enough. I'm about to ignite this stage with a fine, fresh, fierce, and fiery getout.
*rips off jacket*
*rips off pants*
*pulls down hair*
http://imgur.com/cwMOdKQ

Confessional: This is my second time (technically third but first time was a joke) I have done a reveal on the runway. I think that this time I did it right, but I don't want this reveal thing to get overused.

Confessional: it will be awkward if I win because I'm the only one who did something

Lets be real, everyone hates ya. What more can i say.
Except get the fuck out of my way.
You say your a queen but your more like a dog.
your name is brooke candy, lets change it to stale candy becasue you dont got much flavor on the runnay.
you wanna fight me but im here to warn ya so let me grab my ladder so i get to your high horse. Candy is your name but there is nothing sweet about you.
My name is Karen, But not Forewe

Runway: http://imgur.com/SvflB5S

............I am Brookie Cookie? Brooke Candy is a rapper.....

Oh Karen, so you think you can rap?
My name isn't Brooke Candy, so you should close your trap!
You can't even walk down that runway without looking like a mess.
That is something that you should fucking start to stress.
Is Karen Forewe seriously your name?
To be honest, that is really kinda lame.
My real name is Brookie Cookie and this was my rhyme.
And with this rap, I just schooled you big time!

Runway: http://snag.gy/nuv4M.jpg

pull up in the coupe spent a grip on these hoops
i'm on my alyssa edwards mama i don't get cute
uhhhh, cause i been making moves for a minute
flossin on em stop swerve and pivot
never tripped up once nah not a gimmick
and every time i hit the stage they be livid
but you can stay pressed hoe get up in it!
i hit 'em with that holyfield
got this hoe like lie down heel
who she finna try? bitch get in line
she a dollar store divine i'm doing fine
she a dick chaser ha! and im a money maker
if it aint money involved imma catch you later
yeah it's just me and cinnamon
we west indies  yall lake michigan
now yall watch us win it son
take a seat we just begun

runway: http://imgur.com/1pbXpsn
when your fuckboi is on fleek to finna hella be wylin

FLOSS THAT TUMBLR POST MURDERED MY LIFE

I KNOWWWWWWW THAT POOR GIRL

hey its me iggy and im black now
you cant call me racist you cant attack now
i got a skin implant 2 match my phat ass
thats right, now i have an n word pass
i can rhyme i can rap im like nicki minaj
except with less album sales cuz im a mirage
i got a gold grill and som big red lips
the only thing i need is some black girl hips
yall aint ready 4 this next part, im wild
listen 2 me spit some rapid freestyle
shu bli fi dis ma weed guh joint
win pa pa na ziggy fruh skoint
hidisweed imma plif ska point
impreidysokyutidondisappoint
win i win when a win a window
i na be ka spe fu bimbo
pre pa sog ni hikky wo slippo
MA NIZ GA PIF HETATET ZERO
ITZ IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gun noises*

http://prntscr.com/6yg0oj

Hey it's me lady beagle
Just getting ready for my papsmeargle
I know I suck
At this rap buck
El let me tell you
You can't you dis boo
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http://prntscr.com/6ykmgi

Seneca Falls is how I roll through life
If you don’t like it, haters can grab the knife
I’m not here to strut my shit
But icelandia I’m gonna make you submit
My goals here should be clear
The end for you is very near
Take the garbage to the door
Bitch ima make you mop the floor

Icelandia is here,
so bitches better be in fear.
Seneca, my darling, your rap was just so dull,
so let me teach you a lesson, that will make everyone go LOL.
Your hair is so stringy, you've ran out of booty calls,
in fact, what kind of dumbass comes up with Seneca Falls?
Now let me wrap it up, so Seneca please stop that frown,
everyone should and stop and look, as i take that motherfucking crown.

Runway: http://prntscr.com/6y5j9h
Sallie Axl mixed with the modern day ghetto rap look

.                                                   == PRESENTING DAVINA ==

*Davina enters the runway with a fierce walk and struts down the stage*

Davina: http://prntscr.com/6yjzuv

*Davina reaches the end of the stage and takes off her glasses and throws them aside*

"I got a couple rhymes to bust out on this stage"

Rubian Remy, sounds like a Class A name
But the only thing you're known for is your terrible game
You call yourself a queen
But hun you straight up lying
You're a drag has been
So just stop trying

Girl you're a phony, a fake
A slithery tongued snake
You hiss and you preach
But all you do is misteach
You got a tongue that's sharp as knives
You love to ruin people's lives

You think you're all that
I'm here to tell you that you're not
I got everything on you
You ain't got nothing that I got

Bianca Del Rio has no reason to brag
You give a whole new meaning to the term Clown Drag
You're an evil little witch
An unmistakebale bitch

But hey now, this ain't even worth my time
So I'ma go ahead and just end this rhyme

And after that's all said you can keep on hatin
But I got three words for you Rubian Remy,

Not today Satan.

*Davina takes off her jacket and throws the mic down*

Davina: http://prntscr.com/6yjvdp

*Davina struts to the other side of the stage and makes her way to the back of the stage before exiting*