Kolby (ThePug) Confessional EP:1
I'm taking bets on what natural disaster will take me out of the game this time. Make sure to join in on the pool! Are you placing your coin on an earthquake? Forest-fire? hmm... Shit, I am by the gulf, Tsunami? Last time when Hurricane Harvey made me quit this series that was boring, this time I want to go bigger! If it isn't even just a little slight ebola outbreak I'll be disappointed.
So, I'm Kolby! To the exactly ten people in the Viewers Lounge that may or may not care about this information. Don't hedge your bets on me, I don't know how to play Survivor but I will pretend like I do; I'm bound to get too cocky at some point and be blindsided, at least there's no idols, those are my biggest downfalls.
I've begun my work on reaching out with the cast, the first person I go to is Christian! He's bold enough to randomly step-up, he's got some weird demonly creature as his profile pic, I look like I'm doing some wiccan seance in mine, perfect match, right! Wrong. I go to him, and his replies are deadass all these, "yeah" and one-word replies, I just felt like I chugged some fucking Nyquil, yawning and shit as I'm attempting to communicate with this guy. Boo. Boring.
Next, I reached out to Mr. Ben Linus, since like, I don't want him to channel some smoke monster on my ass, I need him on my side. He's an old-school player and seems to be a great host, I'm talking on an equal level with him, I'm trying to dumb myself down with everyone else but I think I can create more of a bond with him this way. I'd love to actually go far with him, but obviously not all the way. Additionally I have a feeling he'll be getting one of the leader positions regardless of if there's a challenge. His goal is to build a strong tribe to defeat the other in a challenge, which is the politically correct answer there! But is it the truth?
I've spoke a bit to Logan, Paul, Eoin, whom I'm all working on. Logan and I have a bit of a connection from another Viewers Lounge, Paul seems super happy, and that kind of sketches me out, like, I need him to tone it down a notch for me to truth him. I casually mentioned getting snatched up by a hurricane by Eoin and am about to discuss his Irish heritage. I'll be Irish then too!
Finally, I know I have Tim and JP on my side. Well, if JP mentions him being the "King of The Clouds" or any other Panic! At The Disco reference he's first boot.