Hello SLUTS! I am the royal bad bitch QUEEN DIVA it’s a honor to be here and to serve as a possible president. Blah blah enough with the bull shit HELLO LADIES, HOES, SLUTS, STRIPERS, ECT you get the point. I am here to slay and put some love in all your little ass hearts. I got class sas and some BIG ASS. I would be an amazing D R A G president because I’ll serve you class sas and ass but also PRESENTABLE things and cute shit. QUEEN DIVAS THE ONLY BITCH ALLOWED TO SLAY THIS GAME MWAH.

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look: https://imgur.com/a/LqolMvO

~I am T'kay Runwae and I approve of this ad~

*walks out and waves*

Hello, citizens. My name is T'kay Runwae and I'm in the running to becoming America's Next Top President! #tkayisokay

Now that your cheeto has Corona, I believe there is only ONE person who can finally take his place and fix everything he has destroyed! And that person is me! Duh! #ronagrabbedhimbythebussy

Speaking of Corona, I can PROMISE you that you will NOT have to worry about that bitch anymore. Let me just say, I've got it all under control. *winks as I hold up a picture for the viewers to see*
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51+GsAucHGL.jpg #scandulous

As your first lesbian president, I plan to slide not one, but TWO fingers into America's WAP.

*Shot of me sensually flipping through the pages of the constitution*

That stands for "Women Are Progressive" and it's a new bill where I will make it legal for ANY and EVERY woman to have the RIGHT to kill any man unable to make them orgasm during sex! #killallmen2020

Don't worry, gays. I haven't forgotten about you! As your president I will make it MANDATORY for my vice president, Britney Spears, to take pictures with you whenever you ask!

*Shot of me and Britney Spears smiling as Britney blinks "please help me" in morse code*

With America in our hands, you won't have to worry! #shewillneverescape

Straight men, as for you.... um.... you guys can keep existing I guess? *shrugs* #tkay4prez

As the first presidential candidate who dropped out of high school to become a stripper at age 18, I know how real the struggle is!

*Shot of me feeding a homeless man and then giving him a lap dance*

For that reason, I will give every citizien of America a 10% discount from my OnlyFans! Twenty percent of my earnings will also go into the country's budget. You can count on it! #followmeontwitterforapreview

In conclusion, my fellow Americans, vote T'kay Runwae and everything will be okae!

*flashes the audience* That's what you'll get if you vote me in... *winks as I wave goodbye*

~This ad was paid for by my number one fan on chaturbate. Thanks Steve!~

RUNWAY:

https://i.imgur.com/hD5asJM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/q86UFHn.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ik2SL22.jpg

Hello SLUTS! I am the royal bad bitch QUEEN DIVA it’s a honor to be here and to serve as a possible president. Blah blah enough with the bull shit HELLO LADIES, HOES, SLUTS, STRIPERS, ECT you get the point. I am here to slay and put some love in all your little ass hearts. I got class sas and some BIG ASS. I would be an amazing D R A G president because I’ll serve you class sas and ass but also PRESENTABLE things and cute shit. QUEEN DIVAS THE ONLY BITCH ALLOWED TO SLAY THIS GAME MWAH.

Me:

https://imgur.com/gallery/xWa42za

It's S+.

I've graded, gratuated, but I never mas... sorry.
I never mass murdered any nation.

That's why I need to be drag president: so I can mass murder nations.

My campaign is simple: I will eliminate all homeless people by 2021.
How so? *Cocks gun*

I'll kill all landlords. I believe in socialism, of course, that's why I'll also kill all homeless people.

#EndHomes2021

I'll also kill mexicans.

#EndGomes2021

I'll also kill skeletons.

#EndBones2021

I could explain more why I should be the drag president, but I dont race. Instead of "Drag Queens", why not "drag" Queens? Yes, Elizabeth is in danger. Not the old Elizabeth, the fat Elizabeth. Meghan Trainor.

Drag? Puff, puff, pass. No you do not want the smoke. You want the smoker, and I am a chain addicted one. Vote S+ or die.

I put the S in DDOS and the + in plush. I am very cute.

No more years under my adminsitration.

#End2021

https://i.imgur.com/WnQOJnQ.png

𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓮 2.
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𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴:

(sorry for the gif quality it looks pixelated/blurry, if y'all want I can upload png)

𝓒𝓕: I wanted to show what the society will call a femenine side, this woman feels powerful dressed y D&G, it's very Paris Hilton decided to run for president, but guessed what, every person in politics it's controlled by a superior race, in this case Arkillians ;)

𝓐𝓭:

MY FELLOW HUMAN LIVING BEINGS!

Today, it smells like freedom, FREEDOM FOR THE PEOPLE!

My name is Elena María Josefa de la Santisima Trinidad Palacios Ponte y Blanco AKA as Él, and I want to run for the world presidential spot.

Tired of stupid presidents that don't fulfill your expectations?



Don't worry! Here's Él, the first drag president that you can have, you just have to go to votedrag.org, REGISTER TO VOTE, and ta da! you can vote for female representation which will also be in the form of a man in a dress!

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I want to be your president because I know I can do I good work, I haven't been in jail (recently) and I love human creatures *close up of Él eating porkchop*

My efforts will be put on: more rights for the women and the gay, more aborts for the girls, more PrEP.

*The cameraman asks about heteros*

I don't have special plans for them, but for sure I'll come up with something *Kicks a concentration camp model for straight*

So what are you waiting for, vote Él in these February 30th elections, I'll love working for the human race.

I'm Él and I endorse this message.

Drink pepsi btw.

Presidential Ad:

*Camera shows Meringue busy writing something down before noticing the camera*

Meringue: "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't see you come in! I'm Meringue Custard; born and raised in the food pyramid and now, based in supermarkets around the world! I'd like to ask for your vote to be the next Drag President. If I become your queen, I look to instill strong drag family morals for lost and misguided queens that don't have a support system. I pledge that if I become President, we can sponsor queens like this-"

Meringue holds up a picture: https://i.imgur.com/RN1sRwO.jpg

"- the 5 cents a day they need to maintain their outfits. I will also ensure that every citizen underneath my reign receives all the DP'ing that they can handle. That's right; a vote for me is a vote for Dependable Protection for everyone! And trust me; that certainly is something I will double down on. And especially, during this trying time, with the Corona Virus scare, we all have been impacted in terrible ways. Many people have lost their health in the face of this pandemic. But don't worry; I didn't. As an advocate for the MAGA movement, the "Mask All Gays Annually" movement, I'll be sure to revel in my power and love my life for years to come. So vote for Meringue Custard; the dessert that won't desert you! I mean, look at your other choices."

Meringue waves to the camera as it cuts to black.

Presidential Look:

For my presidential look, I'm just reading the room. I already told y'all that I'm here to Mask All the Gays Annually so for tonight, I'm going back to the gear that got us through the first plague! If you get sick in this, that's how you know it's your time.

https://ibb.co/S5BbQVs

If I was a contestant, this would be my runway:

*the girls collect in the green screen room after everyone finished shooting their ad*

🗳 Miss Lucy : https://imgur.com/a/LqolMvO
🗳 T’Kay Runwae : https://i.imgur.com/hD5asJM.jpg
🗳 Queen Diva : https://imgur.com/gallery/xWa42za
🗳 S+ : https://i.imgur.com/WnQOJnQ.png
🗳 Él : https://i.imgur.com/D3wOWyk
🗳 Meringue Custard : https://ibb.co/S5BbQVs

*Twinkies enters the room*



Oh my... hello Mrs President! Aren’t we looking fierce? Let’s take a look of what you did, shall we?

*the ads start playing one by one*

*Twinkies is crying of laughter*

Ok, let’s get this over with....

Miss Lucy : I love you going out and recording yourself and I am so thankful you care so much but I have to tell you this felt like a presidential campaign, but a real one. Sure, it’s not a read as it was what was asked but also I needed a little more fun and comedy if it makes sense. I really liked you trying to pick it up trying to give away the dildos but for the rest, while I agree and I think you did great, I think you missed some jokes and puns that were actually very important in this assignment. But, let me tell you : I’ve never seen you look so good. Sure, it’s not like the most noisy look tonight but I’ve never seen your mug look better and I love the wig.

T’Kay Runwae : this was... just so fun and the best part was you almost made it feel like an actual presodental campaign. It was an upbeat and dynamic script and you totally shone tonight. From the America’s Next Top President, to the Britney Spears joke to the whole OnlyFans thingy you really did that. Also your runway was... astonishing. I just love it so much. It’s  proper but still extra. The hair is just amazing so slick, your makeup is impeccable and I love the dress being so skinny but then that frill made it all just so exciting and fresh. Great work.

Queen Diva : I have to admit I had kind Arne hard time following your script. The idea was kinda there but I feel you relied solely on the “bitch” humor which could make a nice punch line... once, but not for the whole script. Also your look gives me girl at the gym vibes and definitely not President.

S+ : your campaign was very fun and edgy without going too far which is something I really appreciate. You had an idea and you went with it. I loved that you spoke in slogans and yeah definitely let’s #End202 someone needed to do that and I am glad you are a girl for the girls... against bones. Also I loved your look. That suit is to die for and I want it now. My only thing would be the hair look too informal, but other than that you slayed once again.

Él : at the beginning won’t deny I was expecting a train crash. But honestly your as was a crescendo of fun. You had a lot of jokes but I loved the one about straight men and the ending was just so random I have to stan. I will be honest, this is the best script I’ve seen you produce ever even outside of here and I am so proud of you. Also I loved for you being the only one doing a conceptual look. And it’s actually very good. The jacket per se is just amazing. I LOVE and I mean LOOOVE the cut and I love that you made a double faced bitch moved by those MiB little aliens.

Meringue Custard : the shade is real and I am so in for it. But yeah I really liked your script. It was very thought thru, I also feel you had a script that looked very serious but once you get in you really see that... it’s anything but that and honestly that’s something I love. I loved all the puns and joke you put in there and overall great job. I also love your look, I am Venetian so you know you always got me with a Venetian plague doctor look and this is no different. Most of all I love the hat and that black thing going over your mouth and shoulders. The color palette works but I still want to see your hands better.

:)

Mustard’s Critiques:

Miss Lucy:

You are the only person to make a video ad and I applaud you for that. Your ad feels like you took the words out of Trump’s campaign and replaced them with gay words. That’s not necessarily a bad thing but it doesn’t show much creativity unfortunately.

Your runway is a red coat jacket with good makeup and hair. This runway theme is designed to see if you can think outside of the box. This is a pretty look, but I’m not shocked or gagged at this runway. Miss Lucy is pretty but not reinventing the wheel.

T’Kay Runwae:

I really enjoyed your Presidental ad. You took things that are going on in current gay pop culture (#FreeBritney/Trump with COVID/OnlyFans) and made jokes out of them and still made it relevant to the ad. Congrats diva!

Your runway is CUTE! It looks like something I’d make for Mustard so I appreciate that a lot. It’s stylish and still looks professional and you’d make any oopma-loopma tremble if they saw you as their competition!

Queen Diva:

Your Presidental ad was more calling us sluts and strippers more than you were saying what you were actually going to do as a president, which isn’t what you are supposed to do for a Presidental Debate.

Your runway is, once again, basic. As an IMVU queen I know how to help. See, you can pick items in a “Dressing Room” without needing to pay any IMVU currency

If you are on mobile, click “Go Shopping” and a shop appears. Click on an item, then press the X to go back to the shop. Keep doing that until you have yourself a gorgeous outfit that fits the theme! Make sure you have nails, lashes ect. A good skin can REALLY make a runway!

S+:

Your Presidental Ad was comedic and it made me feel how I felt when listening to Trump back in 2015/2016. Like “ooh girl you’re a mess and imagine how messy America would be if they were president!” *looks at America now*. It was funny and the rhyming was a good touch. I hope we don’t #EndBones2021 otherwise how am I gonna get trade!

Your style of drag is interesting and is something I don’t see everyday. I love the small details, that lower lash in particular girl. However with your look it didn’t really get me the vibe I got in comparison to the Presidential Ad. I was expecting some sort of bad bitch with a revolver and a cigar. But overall very fun.

Él:

Your Presidental ad was really funny and you took the Lizard/Alien twist really well. The Mrs Brown’s Boys gif was really funny because it’s like “Female Empowerment but it’s not actually a female”. The concentration gif made me gasp in a good way. Overall this was really funny.

The runway, is exactly what I wanted. If you were to just have that pink suit and the shoulder-length hair I would’ve had you near the middle or bottom of the pack, but with the reveal of the alien was a very good touch and added that “out of the box” touch I wanted. Good job.

Meringue Custard:

GIRLLLL You are the first and only queen to make me physically laugh this round. The first paragraph was funny but when you held up a photo of Queen Diva I fucking DIED. Also you’re trying to come for my food queen gig aren’t ya? I wouldn’t call you my drag daughter but you’re some old lost cousin, Madame Monroe was a busy bee after all! You had good points and some fun twists. “I mean look at your other choices”. I’ve got my eye on you.

Your runway is very smart. You talked about Trump and COVID so this runway of the Plague Mask was a nice touch. For a Presidental debate, I’m not too sure, but it makes sense with your ad. Good job overall!

Clitney Convertible:

You’re like my best friend in the Tengaged and ORG community, and you are physically unwell and dealing with irl things. I care about you deeply and I’m upset you couldn’t submit anything so obviously you will not continue. I really hope we see my daughter Clitney in the future however! To quote RuPaul “We’ve been, in touch with the doctors”. Love you sis and have a speedy recovery.

So, ladies, I’ve consulted with the judges and we reached a final decision.

Only 4 of you will move to the final step of this competition.

The first person making it thru to finale is...
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T’Kay Runwae.

Condragulations.

The second girl making it thru is...
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S+

Condragulations.