Challenge #6: The Roast is Ready!

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2850 days 18 hours ago

Good morning! Good afternoon!

The one thing that everyone loves is a good roast! For today's challenge, you'll be coming up with a read for all of your competitors, and me! Because no one is safe at a roast, darling.

For reference:
1. Agnessa De Countess (AintItFun)
2. Caia Alexander (Weetmaster)
3. Kara Toma (rollingderp)
4. Laura La Flor (PinesDipper)
5. Maxi Padzilla (dak236)
6. Monica ManStealer (Brashful)
7. Sexy Nightmare (Fell6)
8. Lassita Canine (lassidoggy)

Your roasts will be due Thursday, July 28th (5:00pm PST/8:00pm EST)

2850 days 18 hours ago

Weetmaster

No... No drag looks... For a drag race...

2850 days 18 hours ago

lassidoggy

OH, WHOOPS.

RUNWAY THEME: WORST DRAG.

2850 days 18 hours ago

rollingderp

"RUNWAY THEME: WORST DRAG."
MOVE OVER CUNTS

2848 days 18 hours ago

Weetmaster

My drag is done, but I can't think of anything interesting to say about any of the queens.
It's like trying to read a blank page :/

2848 days 16 hours ago

Weetmaster

Worst Drag: http://imgur.com/a/9pubw

1. Agnessa De Countess (AintItFun), I love you so much, I just don't know if I should give you a hug or put some change in your cup.

3. Kara Toma (rollingderp), you remind of a disney princess! The one that turns into a frog for the entire movie

4. Laura La Flor (PinesDipper), gurl you got your head so far up your ass it's a MIRACLE you have any space left to tuck. Unless there isn't much there to tuck. Yikes.

5. Maxi Padzilla (dak236), much like a period you only get noticed monthly and everyone hates you.

6. Monica ManStealer (Brashful) never met a cheap outfit she didn't like!

7. Sexy Nightmare (Fell6), your face looks really good, you can't even notice your skin problems

8. Lassita Canine (lassidoggy), never would I ever read the host of a group game I'm in. Especially when I don't read things that bore me.

2848 days 14 hours ago

Fell6

1. Agnessa De Countess (AintItFun)- You consider yourself a countess, but I consider you a peasant.

2. Caia Alexander (Weetmaster) Your about as noticeable as a ghost.

3. Kara Toma (rollingderp) You like to think your dark and edgy, but we all know what you really are..... a stuffed animal.

4. Laura La Flor (PinesDipper) You remind me of a floor, nobody notices you, and you also get stepped on by everyone.

5. Maxi Padzilla (dak236) I can find a way to compare you to the source of your name, your not enjoyable in anyway.

6. Monica ManStealer (Brashful) You lie about your last name, you have taken any man, and they aren't taken with you.

7. Lassita Canine (lassidoggy) Your face does remind of a certain dog, a Saint Bernard.

http://imgur.com/5soShzA
This is the worst thing I have in my collection.

2848 days 14 hours ago

Weetmaster

I can't believe 70% of this cast is about to get eliminated for not submitting

2848 days 14 hours ago

lassidoggy

I guess it's extended to tomorrow. Yikes.

2848 days 13 hours ago

Weetmaster

Queens who submit late should receive some kind of penalty. Just sayin

2848 days 13 hours ago

lassidoggy

And they will. Either they'll be penalized, or you'll be rewarded.