MY RUNWAY:
https://gyazo.com/60f4dafa0c33a40a7d342fcb79483c6e

1. Agnessa De Countess (AintItFun) - Didn't you mean Agnessa De Cuntess? Your schtick is old and tired, just like you.
2. Caia Alexander (Weetmaster) - Caia, You started out like a shining star, but now you're a black hole. or should I say a black LOW LOW :).

3. Kara Toma (rollingderp) - Kara Toma, I loved your impression of the dead! Now why don't you do us all a favor and play dead for the rest of this game.
4. Laura La Flor (PinesDipper) -  Laura La Flor, Your name sounds like a flower, but doesn't that mean you should smell sweet? You walked by me yesterday and now my petals are wilted darling.
6. Monica ManStealer (Brashful) - The only man you could steal is a blind one, I've seen your looks, and so has everybody else.

7. Sexy Nightmare (Fell6) - You know what the best part of a nightmare is? Waking up from it! Let's hope we all wake up soon.
8. Lassita Canine (lassidoggy - When Rupaul found out there was going to be a spinoff, she just assumed Michelle was going to be the host. WHen she heard your name, the only thing that came out of her mouth was "Who?". oops.

Caia Alexander - The only fish you are serving in this contest is catfish. What is the difference between Caia and a catfish? One of them smells and has a mustache, while the other one is a catfish.

Kara Toma - The haus of Toma all have drag names based of diseases. How accurate since we need to rid the world of you.

Laura La Flor - VIVA LA PUERTO RICO!!!!!! I'm just kidding. When Puerto Rico sees your performance on the show, they'll pull you back, apologize, and break away from America.

Maxi Padzilla - An appropriate name. You're a bloody mess that has the personality of a feral monster.

Monica ManStealer - The obligatory "Who?" joke goes here.

Sexy Nightmare - I would read you, but the text is low quality like your photos.

Lassita Canine - Get your shit together. I don't mean gather all your feces and throw it at us like you do during the critiques. Just get a grip please. *Wink*

This season is going to be postponed until Monday, August 1st. It's clear that we just need some time to take a break, regroup, and then carry on. I'm not mad, I just think a hiatus is what we need.

If this game doesn't update in 24 hours I'm leaving