Dylan O. (DBWs):
It was fucking 5 AM. I was tired af but willing to go on. Even if it meant I had to tengaged and drive on my way to class, the #2 cause of tengaged death other than diabetes. Then I just... passed out. I couldn't go on. The caffeine crash was upon me and I realized the crushed up adderall pills were really just viagra a bit too late. Don't do drugs kids, they are a hell of a drug. I also like missed my morning class cuz I slept thru my first like 10 alarms somehow. Almost like I had been awake for almost 24 hours on a caffeine crash on 5 hours of sleep the previous day or something. It's like I'm really playing survivor. Also that was the first day of that class so lol it's gonna be awk. At least I know the prof maybe she will understand unless she is a Dana multi.
So now here I am, a sitting duck, a really tired sitting duck, a really tired and pissed off sitting duck for me having to do that ass challenge to ruin my bday. Even tho I haven't cared about bday's since I was like 12 I'm gonna guilt Mike more than Ryan did when I voted him out for creating such a challenge at that night of all nights. Clearly just revenge for BigBen's HvV. Speaking of which, am I having deja vu?
Let me take you back to BigJew's HvV... Well I may have to drag yinz cuz I don't think you want to relive it. There I was, final 6, losing immunity and being the #1 target. However, I had a fellow ally who was also a huge jury threat, 3 goats, and LQ. LQ was someone who could beat the goats, but not Jimbo/I. I pleaded with her to stick by me that one vote, hope Newz pulls a rock, and she just has to make sure Jimbo or I didn't win final 4 immunity. She ended up voting me out, and promptly going next.
This is very similar, where Will/I are Jimbo/I, Dana/Kara/David are the 3 goats, and Matt is someone who can't beat Will/I likely, but also would get voted out final 4. As far as I see it, Matt has 2 options. A.) Vote me out. If Will wins final 5 immunity, he's 5th. If he doesn't, he then HAS to win final 4 immunity. I would say that's unlikely because Dana is really good at challenges, although it is no LQ having to beat Christian Underscore. Option B.) Keep me safe, here he is safe final 5 because if Will or I win immunity, they can vote the other out, he is safe final 5. Not only that he doesn't have to WIN immunity he just has to make sure Will or I DON'T win immunity.
That makes Matt safe final 5 no matter what if he keeps me, and instead of having to win F4, he just has to hope someone else doesn't win it. Overall, that seems like a much better option. As for Will, I think he is better saving me because I'm a target over him final 5, and because does he really want a final 3 of Kara/Dana/David to be a possibility..? I have a lot of fight left in me, and sleepies. And alcohol after tonight. Worst comes to worst I can try the ol guilt trip.