My name is Litter Ally
And I want the world to know that I'm a fucking monster.

http://i.imgur.com/NGAcBqx.gif

*struts in*

https://imgur.com/a/8Eh8W

Bitch, there's no holding me back.

*CF* - Hi, I'm 32 and my name is Midori.  I'm a queen that is known for my insane Avant-Garde club kid looks and I'm here to win.

hmph

*claims makeup station*

*looks at Litter*

*CF* - *checks nails*

Virus Jones slithers in.

https://i.gyazo.com/194acbb126f85e35bf307012e1f47d2e.png

"I'm here, and not even antibiotics can help you now."

You checked your nails with a straight jacket on?

Talent baby.

HELLO MY NAME IS CINDY ZOO LOU AND I AM THE QUEEN OF NEW ORLEANS BACK OFF HATERS

*WALKS IN AND CRAWLS ON THE FLOOR LIKE A DOG*

I love your Zoe kravitz fantasy Virus

*backflips over towards Virus and pulls on her locks*

GIRL THAT IS BLACK HAIR ON YOUR WHITE BODY? NO NO NO THAT IS NOT CUTE

*struts in*

https://imgur.com/a/eKuIU

The dancing diva has arrived.

*CF* - my name is Alisha Davenport and I'm 26 years old.  My drag house in known for kicks, twirls, splits, and lipsyncs. 

*looks around*

*CF* - what is this shitshow?

*nyooms in*

http://prnt.sc/duyegt

Let's get crackin'!

CF: My name is Eggtrina and I am 25. I am known for my eccentric fashions and garbageness.

*looks around*

Eggtrina: Name's Eggtrina.

*struts through the door*

Hello Girls, I'm happy to say that you are in the presence of something great.

CF: Hello my name is Sonia Best, I am 23 and I'm here to show you that if you say you're the best, then you are the best.

I see I'm one of the last to arrive, I'm Sonia Best.

*Walks through*

http://imgur.com/a/0DijJ

Meh.

CF: I am Wham, a very weird queen...

*Just then, Lassita opens the door*

Hello, hello, hello! My Top Ten!!!

*Everyone loses their minds, and rushes over to Lassita. Cindy sniffs Lassita, and I push her down the flight of stairs* AND STAY DOWN!

Anyways! Welcome to Lassita's Drag Race: The Remix! Well, I guess it's time for me to get to know all of you. I've prepared for a little party. OH PIT CREW!

*Giraffez hobbles out, carrying sets of dishes and slices of cake*

Thank you, Ms. Fantasia Hippo! Now, there should be enough for everyone.

*I put them on the table, but there are only 8 sets*

Hmm... 8 sets? 10 queens? That's an issue. I guess... TWO OF YOU will be going home.

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That's right, two queens will be leaving Lassita's Drag Race. For this week's challenge, you'll be getting down and dirty to the groove... the disco groove baby! You'll be sewing and walking down the runway in your best disco wear! I want Boogie Nights, I want Saturday Night Fever, I want DISCO.

This week, THREE people will lipsync for their lives... and TWO will sashay away. Impress me ladies. Impress me.

If you fall into the bottom this week, you'll be lipsyncing to:

Good luck, and DON'T fuck it up.

*Wham gasps*

*Earthquakes can be heard throughout the studio, along with gigantic footsteps*

http://imgur.com/3jRd4gv

What, this isn't Golden Corral's All-You-Can-Eat buffet?

CF - I am Cher E. Pie, and I am a fat fuck, and my biggest accomplishment was getting out of bed.