Maddy:
*picks up her bag from the floor in the foyer*
Wait. Guest room?
*her mom nods*
Whats wrong with my room?
*Mom sighs, turning to Maddy finally*
Mom: "I had to put your other grandparents in there because Grandp-"
Maddy: Wait. So, Grandpa Leland and Granny finally decide to come to family Christmas and I have to pay the price? That's not fair, we have TWO guest rooms.
Mom: "I'm not going to argue with you, Madeline. They wanted to come this year and Grandpa Leland is having incontinence issues so we had to put him in your room because its the closest to the bathroom upstairs."
Maddy: Ohhhh great so now I don't get to sleep in my own bed -- but Grandpa Leland does! And he gets to piss in it too! Fan-fucking-tastic.
*Maddy grabs her bag and takes it upstairs*