Hello, my name is UpthePUNX
One time, I fed my snake some beer. He was slithering this way and that. It was all fucked up!
For real though:
Live in Kansas City, MO
One time I shit my pants in a K-Mart http://www.tengaged.com/blog/UpthePUNX/95295/the-day-i-shit-pants
My neighbors dog has a 4 inch clit
My grandmothers bush starts way above her bellybutton.
Remember, only pieces of shit float.
Top Quotes
Holder (casting 9299)-Haha...Snuggies for dogs. HAHA. You lose, terrorists.
KellBell (casting 9299)-I don't want to eat a midget, It'll go straight to my thighs.
