As you might now know from reading my previous blog entries,
I have a bit of an issue with feces.
Ever since I shit myself in Kmart,
I've been extra cautios, even when I fart.
Well one day i went and saw a Doc,
The one thats called a Tollogist-Proc.
He said that my poop was not very tame,
He thought there might be a syndrome to blame.
He took a stool sample,
I gave one that was more than ample.
And in the end, a diagnosis he chose,
Was a lovely disease that he called Crohns!
As you might now know from reading my previous blog entries,