“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.” - Doug Collins, basketball commentator
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer
"To me, the greatest book of all time is "The Bible" because there's some religious stuff in it!" - Jim Rosenberg, author.
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - Radio broadcaster, UK
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer
"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer.
"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A congressional candidate in Texas
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield, sports commentator
"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the United States who had an affair with an intern.
"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A congressional candidate in Texas
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield, sports commentator
“For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow.” - David Frost, British Talk Sho2 Host
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer
"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people" - Pamela Anderson, former playmate.
