and let me make up a funny story about yo bitch a$$
totaldramatyler - one night you decided to go to the club with your besties. You get there and them bitches get straight up white girl wasted. After four cranberry vodkas, you start showing your shit to the entire club. You were twerking your ass off. It was all fun and games until this dude came up to you and started grinding his "thing" all up you. You said "YOU WANNA THROW DOWN RIGHT HERE AND NOW MOTHERFUCKER?!?" the whole club was stopped and looked at you guys. He said "You first bitch tits." You asked the deejay to turn on "Coming Clean" by your favorite artist Hilary Duff. You have rocked OUT to this song since day one. After a very emotional dance, you had an epiphany- you needed to go home and shower.
peace123 - You were having a private convo with your english bulldog at your local park, when you decided it was time for a change in life... you flew to boston and after a emotional period of listening to "boston" by augusta, you decided
to be continued..
